Jump to content

Orlion Blight

Members
  • Posts

    3828
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Status Updates posted by Orlion Blight

  1. "Bending Ingredients to Your Will" is a great title for a cookbook

  2. "I gazed into the Abyss, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

    Yea...New shirt!

  3. *Reads entry on W & W book 4 in State of Sanderson*

    Boooo! Hissss!

    1. The Ward's Guard

      The Ward's Guard

      This is gonna be good.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      @The Ookla's Guard It's actually a very good update. I just hyperfocus on specific things! 

  4. Ahhhhh!

    That's an excited scream! 

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Elf

      Elf

      ...what is it? Now I'm burning with curiosity

  5. And now, to slumber the sleep of the damned!

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      Hm...

      I don't know if I'm supposed to understand that.

      But it sounds cool.

      Goodnight, I guess?

  6. Dark magic cult WITHOUT human sacrifice?! People need to not waste our time! 

  7. I believe I am technically employed now, ending months of unemployment! 

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      Yay!

      I'm out of upvotes, so... *upvote*

    2. Orlion Blight
  8. Just remember folks, it's not "politics" if you can reasonably claim that it's "philosophy". 

    And if someone argues that point, they are just arguing "semantics" and nothing else, mwahaha!

  9. Mix your Hegel with your Marx responsibly, kids! 

  10. Now that I've had it, I can confidentially say: 

    I would totally betray Narnia for Turkish Delights! 

    1. Scarletfox

      Scarletfox

      Well now I need some Turkish Delight. 

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      @Scarletfox I had the pink kind, which I believe is flavored with rose water? 

      Either way, I enjoyed it! 

    3. Scarletfox

      Scarletfox

      @Orlionra Ooooooooooooh, I will have to seek out some of this rose water flavored Turkish Delight :ph34r::D

  11. So I finally decided to read the Hydra Cap comics, and I got top say: I like them!

    Hail Hydra!

    1. Sunbird

      Sunbird

      Twi is going to lynch you.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      That's because Twi hates freedom ;)

  12. Annnnd I've got another notch on my Cynicism Belt.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      There must be more notches than belt by now.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      I am very shocked that another notch could be made! 

    3. Darkness Ascendant

      Darkness Ascendant

      Y'know I can think of so many puns with the word "notch" but none of them apply here :/ 

  13. At long last, I can provide updates from my phone!

  14. Have you seen the Yellow Sign? 

  15. I see the post-election grouses are clucking about. Back to the shadows!

  16. I specifically said,  "No pickle spear on the side"! *Hurls sub into highway traffic for dramatic effect*

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      But pickles are good!

      (Sometimes. It depends on what mood I'm in at the moment). :D

  17. It's quite fortuitous that Arcanum Unbounded came out today. Kinda needed that escapism after learning that my mother passed away this morning.

  18. Sniff! No one will discuss legal minutea with me! Woe surely has no greater form!

  19. "Doctor, Doctor... what is wrong with me? This supermarket life...is getting long. What is the half-life of a color TV? What is the shelf-life of a teenage queen?"

  20. "Don't you wonder sometimes...'bout sound and vision?"

  21. "For me Eternity is nothing but a short while."

  22. "He struts, he strolls! His love is rock and roll, he's a veteran Cosmic Rocker!"

  23. "Hell has no fury like a hippo with a machine gun"

    1. Mistrunner

      Mistrunner

      What

      ...I won't even ask

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      But the question is implied!

      I don't know what movie it's from, but I saw it in an article about bad movie taglines. Another one comes from a horror movie called "Rats" and has the tagline "Hide the cheese"

  24. "How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried aloud into the crowd, "

  25. "In a matter of a moment/Lost till the end of time/It's the evening of another day/And the end of mine Now the starlight which has found me/ Lost for a million years/ Tries to linger as it fills my eyes/ Til it disappears

×
×
  • Create New...