I would like to announce that his name is Rubik.... and it's Rubik's cube. When he made it, he made it of all wood, and deemed it impossible to solve, except by chance.
EDIT:: Oh also that I'm dating Joey again. =] We've been off for .. uhm, since I lived in CT... so 5 years almost and on for those of you who don't know, but it's always been for good reasons (which would be silly to explain here, I guess if you want to know you could PM me.) But I thought this was good to share, because he actually wants a long term committed relationship now.