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  1. Ashiok
    no. I make explodey porridgeBricks that explode when they come close to normal ones
  2. Ashiok
    As the man in charge of feeding the Feathertroops, I must learn how to make these "Scadrian waffles"
  3. Ashiok
    a bead of lerasium? Harmony can make more, right? buy Harmonium = bacon
  4. Ashiok
    Farming--> wheat-->porridge BOOM I just soulcast the bricks, and presto! new porridge bricks. You cant beat the sole Featherfarmer at his job
  5. Ashiok
    add the FeatherFarmers to your list of Feathertroops and we'll talk about hooking the Feathertroops up with waffles. SCADRIAN Wafles
  6. Ashiok
    I shall now prepare for war with grain and kiwifruits and fungicide. Also, I will bring along my trusty ShardFork.
  7. Ashiok
    or Gold to see exactly where you dropped it
  8. Ashiok
    you can borrow my fungicide if you want to.
  9. Ashiok
    I am a FeatherFarmer. I use fungicide. GG mister fungus
  10. Ashiok
    I shall now create the featherfarmers, with powers over the surges of transformation and growth. We make everybody's food so that they can protect our lady feather! Soulcasters before Hoes!
  11. Ashiok
    what exactly would I have to do? Is this a legally binding contract?
  12. Ashiok
    Lefting? Ising? (Maybe grammar and naming conventions)
  13. Ashiok
    but but but... My plan to get Luth out with Harmony's atium... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  14. Ashiok
    well... Harmony's new shampoo just ruined our escape plan...
  15. Ashiok
    Or you could have all your gods store a specific attribute passively and their followers can beseech them for some of the attribute... sort of like metalminds but not end negative. end positive because the gods unconsciously store an atribute
  16. Ashiok
    Sure... Do I get to make bacon?
  17. Ashiok
    Can I be a member of the Featherfarmers? Because this army will need food...
  18. Ashiok
    sort of like copperminds, but stored inside the god's brain. Maybe he can store other people's memories too? He could sell himself as a literal "Memory Bank"
  19. Ashiok
    HE is the man who made the original 50 breath command for returned, because he knew that the zero breath one was too good.
  20. Ashiok
    He eats all his whole birthday cake by himself... AND ASKS FOR SECONDS!
  21. Ashiok
    wasing legit the seeming
  22. Ashiok
    Sell. Brandon has the entire cosmere written, but his editors can't edit it fast enough.
  23. Ashiok
    Sell. He will bring a shardknife to a gunfight on Scadrial
  24. Ashiok
    Sell... Then he would have to be at least a Ferring, and that would be really strong Zahel becomes a Lightweaver
  25. Ashiok
    What spam bots? Ask the mods
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