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Ashiok

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  1. Luth, I was in most of your intro thread
  2. Storming Quiver started something bad by adding another faction, so now we are being swarmed by copycats
  3. How do you have two Shardweapons?
  4. No no no! Join the FeatherFarmers! We have Featherforks, free food, and powers over the surges of Growth, transformation, and AWESOME!
  5. I feel that if Queen Elsa and Lady Feather worked together, great things would happen. I want this to happen very much
  6. buy It will happen because somebody messes up on Roshar and it majorly messes with the shards and cosmerey things
  7. I had to melt my way out of the giant ice block that Swimmingly said that you trapped me in... I dont know what you did with it
  8. Wasing the instegating for the Featherwriter
  9. Dang it! Now I can't serve my Kobold meat sandwiches! How about ham?
  10. Brightladies, do you require any food or drink? No poison, I promise.
  11. Cue dramatic resurrection... As if a little cage of ice could hold me! I've been tapping bronze for Hours to get out of that thing! Sorry about your statue... And trying to wreck your city... Let's try again. I am Ashiok the Ash Ewok, a Featherfarmer and speaker of High Imperial. Pleased to meet you, Queen Elsa.
  12. What just happened? I go to sleep, and when I wake up I find out that I died trying to kill this lovely queen, when all I came for was revenge against Quiver! How could this day get worse?
  13. Welcome to the 17th shard. Here, have an upvote. How are you on theories? Bad cosmere puns? Shipping? fandom wars?
  14. He RAFO'd BRANDON SANDERSON!
  15. wouldn't we need an Idrian prince? Elsa is female after all...
  16. Ok... We're shutting this down. Flamethrower style!
  17. I am a farmer. I am pretty good at spreading rumors and gossip and suchlike. Orders?
  18. He seems to follow popularity Therefore, we must slander the name of Elsa Steelheart, and he shall return to us
  19. OK NO! Quiver, stop encouraging this insanity. Isn't one FeatherWriter enough for you?
  20. He compounds all the metals at once. While using Stormlight, Awakening Forged objects, and using Aons.
  21. Buy (I am posting to get between the spambot junk) We will kill the spambot with FIRE!
  22. Somebody! Get the lava! We will melt both the PorridgeBricks and the CrystalBodies
  23. they explode with awesomeness. that awesomeness poisons all nearby porridge bricks
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