BreathTaker

WoR could be considered a weapon. You could beat someone with it until they stop twitching.

Yeah I figured that out almost immediately after asking THNKAS! Just 15716

How do you keep one in the corner?

Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles would get my wife in line before me, and they both both great actors.

I'm so terrible at this. I spent like four hours yesterday and I only got into the 5k range.

I love it here. Everyone is Awesome to the max and they are all so much fun.

GO! Here we come to break the sky, running on the wind and smithing your bonds. Is that you or some one elsecalling me? Weave your light and dance on the edge, ward the stones and bring the dust. You need to see the truth before your stormfather knocks some sense in to you. We are gonna shape your will to our needs, and feed you to the chasm fiends. (I'm currently listening to Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera so what started as a theme song was Cultivated into something a little heavier than anticipated)

Ouch. Well I don't want to Ruin anyone's Investment into this thread so I am currently working on a new rap. A... better rap.

Or the Ars Arcanum author treats him like a slave.

Summon a Shard Pillow and blankey

Are we all going to be the Knights Nap...ient? I guess?

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I pictured Oathbringer differently, more like the illustration in WoR with what I assumed was OB and Adolin's sword.

Ahhh that makes sense... ZANE!!! Anyway, maybe we share the Drink surge.

Win

Storms yes, I actually have a costume sword that looks like a mini version of OathBringer.

I agree, other ideas or coming to me in the haze of about 8 hours of sleep... in the past week.

Welcome, and don't worry, you will soon have a spren of your own.

So while standing at a huge concert I went to last weekend I saw many different rock band t-shirts and thought to myself... "Knights Radiant shirts". Immediately I told my wife about it and we came up with something awesome. On the front of the shirt have whichever KR glyph you choose in the Order's corresponding color and have the matching oaths written down the back. I know we don't know all of the Oaths yet but THINK about it. Wouldn't this be awesome? Also, shirts with different characters represented on the back (still with KR glyph on front) For example: WindRunner: "THE WIND IS MINE!" EdgeDancer: "I'm Awesome" SkyBreaker:"I AM TRUTHLESS" and so on.

I work on an airport and sit in an open kinda of shack thing right in the line of the wind. Contacts are dry and nose is runny. I'm pretty certain Arizona is Roshar and Northern Arizona like Flagstaff and Pine Top are in Shinovar.

"Ahem, I mean... IT WILL BE ALIVE!!!"

@SmurfAquamarineBodies you need to be added to the same list that CrystalBodies needs to be added to. I think it should be called "The Seriously Maniacal Warlord List" I will Defend those who cannot Defend themselves I will dink beer that cannot drink itself I will avenge the fallen... beers I will sleep whenever possible EDIT: Also, I will Upvote what Brightness Delightful deems worthy and Downvote at my discretion.

As someone with some anger issues (read: full on rage monkey) I would need an instructor on how to channel said rage into making people feel like idiots instead of beating them until they stop twitching, so I'm going to say Hoid as my "Making stupid people look more stupid" tutor. Or Kaladin could be my "BAMF fighter/ brooding whiner" tutor.

In the new 300 movie, the main psycho girl is basically wearing a mistdress IIRC.

Storing Feruchemical tin for taste while Drinking light beer... "Now with exactly the same amount of no taste"