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  1. Ok, so I had this theory the other day while I was contemplating a new character or stoy I could write for a potential Fan-Fic or story of my own. Anyways... Nalan is THE Skybreaker right? That means that he must uphold the law, every law, everywhere. What the Stormfather says is considered as law to a Surgebinder right? So if ol' Stormy(not Stormageddon, the other one) says to his Spren "DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AT ALL return to Roshar or you'll be grounded," that would be a law in Nalan's eyes. SO, he goes around killing Surgebinders because that's the easiest way to kill a spren, THAT is the real reason why he doing what he is doing. He's just trying to carry out the Stormfather's commands to the spren. another theory was that he was killing Cutivation's spren because she sent them against Honor's will. The only Surgebinders we see him kill or try to kill is a Truthseer and an Edgedancer both of which are theorizd elsewhere to be Cultivation spren right? We know from Wendel that his "Mother" sent him across which would make one assume she sent her other spren out into Roshar for the same reason, thereby, in the words of Mufasa, Deliberatley Diobeying Honor. I think this is my first actual theory so please, tear it apart and make me see the truth... KURK, get over here!
  2. giggidy... plus they said extremley difficult not impossible.
  3. lately I've been back on my Celtic Punk kick, so it's been nothing but Dropkick Murpheys Flogging Molly, The Rel McKenzies and pretty much everyone in that Genre or even just folk Celtic music. My morning alarm is Scotland the Brave on bagpipes and it doesn't wake me up, my wife punching me in the head to turn it off does (sometimes). I absolutely love Celtic music, I have a decent amount of Scottish blood in me and my wife is half Irish so we have a ball around St. Patrick's day.
  4. "Here you go Mat, some Orange Dream for you," he pours a glassful and hands it to Mat, "and one for you lady Death, aaaaand the rest for me," at which point BT chugged the whole bottle of Orange Dream in a matter of seconds, "BURP,'scuse me but if there is one thing I love more than beer, its orange soda." (Which happens to be completely true in RL as well)
  5. Their hands glow and fly over their keyboards. Also, I imagine this battle as a Matrix/Stormlight crossover where the admins enter the matrix and appear as an Inquisitor/Radiant hybrid with tron shardblades who fight off Spamclasts and Black and Green Spamshendi... This must be chronicled.
  6. Well..uh... I already did sooooo... Here? I guess? Anything for anyone else?
  7. One glass of mulled wine coming up." BT disappeared in a flurry of snow and ice and reappeared the same way a few minutes later with a dusty bottle and a glass, " would you like that chilled Mater Cauthon?" He asked as he gripped the glass and covered it in frost.
  8. No I woke up with a scared fart. And of course my queen, I would love to provide drinks.
  9. Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it.
  10. Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it.
  11. BT woke up with a starf after passing out, "What happened? What did I miss? Ugh, argh," He stood up and looked around, "Any one thirsty?"
  12. So awesomely specific Twi. I have a guess as to were you are from but I will not guess without permission.
  13. Watch it lad, not ALL of us are fools...
  14. Hmmmm... I might be interested in such a thing. Here's your drink by the way. What kind of deal are we talking about? Do I get to make special request?
  15. I'd like to say it wouldn't stop me but I do I have somewhat of a moral compass even if it gets stuck sometimes.
  16. Mmmm Hatch Chili... yummm (I'm half mexican and suffer from constant heartburn from spicy.) Name:BreathTaker Gender: Male Position: Guardian of Ice and Lord Lager of Newcago Powers:Awakener, Crasher (Steel misting/Iron Ferring), Exeptional alcohol tolerance, Windrunner. Backstory:BreathTaker arrived at Newcago Weapons of choice: Ice Shardblade, Frost plate, Black bladed heaver cleaver type blade, fists, beer mug, and heavy Scotch Ales... Likes: Beer, Metal music, fighting, tattoos and all things manly (Except watching sports) and also Nerdy
  17. BT walked back into the room with a tray full of drinks. Sodas of all different flavors such as: Orange Dream, Cola, Citrus, Cream, Root Beer, Grapefruit, Strawberry,Watermelon and a strange purple-ish and red soda, Plus a deep amber Pale Ale (IPA, which is what I'm relaxing with right now. ((Deschute's Inversion IPA if you want to know))(((probably not huh?)))) for himself and a refil of the beer TwiLyght was drinking. "What did I miss?" He asked looking at everyone expectantly... "Oh, here are a few of my inventions this one," the strange colored one" Is actually a ruhbabrb tea that I bubbled up, I hope it's good. Please, please help yourselves I have plenty in my brewery," He walked around to all of the Sharders with the tray in one hand and his mug full of beer in the other.
  18. Care for a refill TwiLyght? Perhaps a different brew?" BT got up and walked towards the ice box "CAN I GET ANY DRINK OF ANY KIND FOR ANYONE?" He yelled in a thunderous boom.
  19. BT handed Joe a beer, "Not much for whiskey any more, so I'll stick to beer."
  20. Mercenaries. "Uh, yeah, what TwiLyght said... I swear and stuff" BT took a long drink of his beer, finishing the last half of the flagon in a single draft and slammed the cup on a table. "OY! Could you lot NOT fight in my bleedin' brewery. There's expensive and delicate equipment here," Stormlight began to rise from BT as a giant frosty blade appeared in his hand "If there's going to be a fight, I think we should settle it like Horneaters" the blade disappeared and a table covered in pint glasses full of a beep amber colored drink rose out of the floor, "I CHALLENGE ANY FEATHER TO A DRINK OFF, and afterwards... Maybe we can stop this damnable fighting!"... "By the way, I totally don't always have a table ready for a drink off... Ever" BT said, blushing slightly at the incredulous looks that all were giving him and his seeming drinking "problem"
  21. "Well I have MY sword, but if I remember correctly, I was supposed to get a IceShard Blade and some Frostplate was I not?" BT looked at his WONDERFUL queen, "Is that true Queen Elsa?"
  22. "Well, Mi'lady..." BT said to the queen and he turned around and reached into an ice box and pulled out a bottle filled with dark syrupy liquid and a chilled glass. "This here queeny, is NEW. I call it Soda Pop, it's basically beer without the alcohol but it can have a multitude of flavors and I think it's going to be great." He poured Elsa a glass and haded it to here, cheering her with his beer.
  23. BreathTaker grabbed TwiLyght's arm and vanished in a puff of biocromatic breath and a maniacal laugh and reappeared in his dungeon Brewery. "Hmmmm, let me see here," he dug through the dusty old bottles and casks... "AHA! Here we go," BT took out a bottle and dusted it off, "Here you go, Huckleberry brew, right year, right color. It's a perfect beer, allow me too..." *poof* two pint glasses materialized and he poured the beer into the glasses, handing one to TwiLyght, "Cheers"
  24. My apologies TwiLyght, I had no idea I was interrupting, allow me to craft you a special beer, what is your favorite type?
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