BreathTaker

AHHHHH, I just found the Coldfire Trilogy again. I had read the first two books a long time ago so I don't remember a whole bunch of it and it was way too much for my brain that was still on the Dark Elf series style of writing. So, let's try it again, eh? ````````````````````````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, so I'm almost done with book two and It's way deeper than I remember. Also, Tarrant is basically Dracula.

Mirkwood is a Shardpool.

I shoot everything with both eyes open. Including scoped rifles.

Working in customer service in general sucks. I don't have any real complaints about my job except for the occasional flight that comes in where we have to stand around listening to the condescending pilot or customer who knows absolutely nothing while we stand in the sun and it's 115 outside, those people are few and far between and I generally like talking to the really cool people who have hangars at my work. Some people are just ridiculous though.

Yeah I mean they would be guards picking up a body in the Riverhold Slums. Chances are they won't care plus his whole will would probably be completely ignored. Duke was just trying to do something right. I think it adds a small bit of realism to attempt something nice and nothing actually comes of it.

I think we should Stick to the Basics Lashings. I am aware of the Tanavast amount of Puns that could be stored in someone's Copper Mind but there aren't that many in mine at the moment.

I'm pretty sure a shotgun would work. It's all mechanical workings. It wouldn't be beyond belief that someone would pack a light enough load to stay under the limit but keep themselves safe. Also, shooting a subsonic round (.45ACP for example) through a suppressor would drastically lower the velocity thereby possibly lowering the velocity enough to sneak under the limit.

"Oh Rust bro, I forgot the spikes"

... uh... well... ya know, that's uh, that's not important. I guess... Duke sometimes doesn't think before he acts.

Sorry it took so long for me to reply. I work weekends which is oddly enough, the only time I get to be on the Shard consistently. At home it's very touch and go.

This. Level 40 Nord with 98 Heavy Armor and 90-ish Two Handed. I jump off of high cliffs and start laying waste like I'm Dalinar, feeling the Thrill as hits bounce off and my enemy's life is sucked from his body.

Hahaha, If you think about it, Elantris could easily be made in to a Horror Movie. It's got some terrifying stuff in it.

GIVE ME MOAR!!!!

REOPEN THE COSMERE PUNS THREAD!!!!!

Hahahaha, win. I feel like this with Games more than books because i only read Sanderson lately. In Skyrim I always wish I had Shardblade and Plate plus Windrunner powers.

"Hey, you know what sounds like a good idea? Interrupting the Wedding of one of the Greatest Swordsman on Roshar and a Knights Radiant." "Yeah, a wedding where everyone in the wedding party probably has a Shardblade and the Man of Honor is a Windrunner? Seems legit."

Why not? It would be almost as easy as taking the Eagles to Mordor.

I have a Ring in Skyrim called Pewtermind and an Ebony Greatsword that steals health named Nightblood. I'm working on getting a full set of Dragonplate with Increased Health and Carrying Capacity to make in to Shardplate.

I don't know what's being sold. But I'm selling that The Lopen will be a World Hopper and so will Wayne. THAT is when they will meet.

Duke chuckled at Velth's comment as he shook Sulen's hand, "You just missed that little escapade Velth. I just got out this morning and took care of the reason I was locked up." With that comment Duke tossed a small bag to Sulen who looked inside it to find a eight teeth, four canines and four wisdom teeth. It was a strange habit that Duke had of ripping out his latest kills teeth. "He was a slum lord, treating the area as his own personal kingdom." Duke spit on the ground, he hated people like the slum lord. "Well when the 'king' is found, having killed himself of course, they will find his will to have everything donated to the homeless in the area." He chuckled at his own cunning, "As for a tavern, there is one near by that is friendly to people of our... profession. It's called the Black Tailed Cat, on the North side of town. It's got a less feline presence there."

I'm pretty much stuck where I'm at. This might end up being a weekend story. I hope not, but peeps is busy.

I think Kal being a Windrunner and having the Honorblade is kind of pointing in the "New Herald" Direction I mean why didn't holding that sword make him super OP?

So it called you dull hahaha

^^ Win

Hey isn't Lefty a big Redwall fan?