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Don't worry, Voidus. Funtimes will protect that magnificent beard of a man... ....by any means necessary.

I have my ways....

He's done it before....

If it causes pain, I would classify it as an injury. The way he does it sounds like extremely mean-spirited and unethical surgery. It also sounds extremely creepy and I want to let Remington in on his weakness, give him a rifle, and tell him to go to town. His "artwork" would make her eye twitch and fill her with an irresistible desire--no, a NEED--to fix it and bring his victims back to their natural beauty. How soon can we get a Panacea/Slaughterhouse fight arranged?

Depends. Did Slaughterhouse inflict damage to the victim to create that modification, and does it cause them pain?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Las Funtimes probably involves floating buildings, a justice system centered on attacking fedoras, and lots of sugar.

You can run, but she'll still be in your NIGHTMARES! Just....leave her sidekicks alone, okay? Panacea's bio is up in my Epics of Oregon post.

"Pancake! I see ya!" *dissolves into giggles*

What do you think of Panacea? I thought about calling her Cure and making her a huge fan of The Cure, but then I remembered that "panacea" means "cure-all," and she can be a Cure fan no matter her name.

Cool. I'll get the healer's bio up once I get the chance.

What is Nightmare like, personality wise?

Now you've got it! (Thanks! Really, though, a free-form RP is only as good as it's characters, so you guys deserve most of the credit. ) Edit: Yeah....sorry about that, Mailliw. I think this is why all emotionally and mentally unstable superhuman beings need mentally healthy sidekicks. Take them away, and...well....there it is.

Precisely. And every time someone has an original thought, post a .gif of a crying baby and type "YOU'RE MESSING UP MY PLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNS!" Really, all I've done so far is approve Epic ideas and twists involving my characters, settle disagreements about power limitations, and learn everyone's weaknesses.

I could, but if you or Edge wanted to take over I'd be fine with that. It might even make more sense, since it'll be Möbius driving the story.

Argh I can't wait either! I'm going to introduce Quota as soon as I can because introducing Quota = bad memories dredged up = Remington has flashbacks = I introduce the Epic I've been teasing you all about! And that means we can start the Halloween RP! What do you think? Start it October 1?

Oooh, I like. If Kobold will be using Slaughterhouse and Mobius, why not?

“Maybe I was rude but not admonishing your servant for being rude isn´t exactly polite either, so how about we call it quits? As for staying here, with this interior design, as little as possible. Honestly, it´s more about whether I get the fast way to Portland or the one long and tedious for all of us.” The first part was an acknowledgement of Funtimes' power; the second was a veiled threat. Nathan lifted an eyebrow. "Besides the obvious, is there any sort of….compensation for taking you along with us?" As he spoke, Funtimes moved her hand toward Lucentia, her eye on the chair. Her giggle made it clear: Try anything else and I'll trap you like your diamonds. "And how powerful is Corpsemaker? Being asked to join by someone obviously in pain isn't a great sign of strength, so is he more powerful than you, or does he at least have servants stronger than you?" Scorch scowled. He had thought recruitment would be easier than this. Expected the Epic to go along at the name, the way he had. "His name's CorpseMaker. Corpse. Maker. What d'ya think he makes, potholders?" He studied the man again. He didn't seem to be carrying a comic book…but one could never tell. "And he wouldn't've picked me if I couldn't take you."

I know I'm answering this out of order, but….SACCHARINE. SHE IS AWESOME. READ. NOW. As for the limited-run Halloween RP, that's actually a fun idea. Everyone can play with their most terrifying Epics, in-game, out-of-game, or deceased. I should have introduced the High Epic from Remington's past by then, so I can use him. (Spoiler: I'm writing for him and he's creeping me out. So he'd be perfect for a Halloween RP.)

If Slaughterhouse met Slaughterhouse, would the universe implode, or would it just implode all of Mobius' pocket universes? "Calamityville Slaughterhouse" sounds like the most B-list of B-list horror movies, by the way.

*bows*

Oh dear. As for the Disco Ending, you INSPIRE ME! I shall write the Disco Ending with all the terror a Funtimes/Möbius alliance provides!

In that case, then, I will have Funtimes meet Chimera posthaste so he can get her some sort of a super-strong, razor-clawed Puli-sloth-bear hybrid and watch Lightwards' aneurism the fun begin! (Seriously, though, he must have been the most boring teacher EVER if the sight of an exploding Puli dog sends him over the edge. Suddenly very glad I was a comm major. ) I….I can't decide if it's a good thing or a terrible tragedy that the song does not apply to them in the slightest. And yeah, I think she'll be able to handle herself. I'm still not sure whether her lock-it-in-a-box-and-smile-creepily solution will work, but she can still get them out of there. Then the Internet must be redesigned to hold MORE! More, I tell you!

Just imagine Lightwards' reaction when she has her guard dog literally leap into action. She is far more calculating this far, but every bit as pleasant as her brother. I too agree there will be a dramatic sigh. :/

I think we need to give someone in Portland a Puli dog. Maybe Funtimes could get one as a guard dog, inspired as she will be by Lucentia's visit. And no, I'm not just saying that because they look like adorable dog-splosions every time they jump. Try and look at that without laughing. I dare you.