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I for one adored it. I actually cried at one point—not because it was awful, but because when you strip away the music and the fancy animation, it's just a good story with fun characters and one heck of a resolution. There you go! Revenge by proxy.

To quote Honest Trailers: And it is. It really, really is.

Aw, shucks. You've figured out my whole scheme. I don't think a quick Sam/Revolution reaction scene before Sightline responds would hurt anything.

Agreed. Glittering pink Cons would actually go quite well with gothic garb, in my opinion. I'm a fan of contrasting colors.

Unless you want to write a bit about Sam walking through a prehistoric jungle barefoot before Funtimes makes her some glittering pink Converse high-tops, then yes.

Advice to all customers with questions of any sort: Being condescending and short with the receptionist is not the best way to have your concerns addressed in a speedy manner. Also, adding "Have a nice day" to the end of your call does not change my perception of you. And must I explain to you that walking away to talk to someone else while I'm printing your receipt is rude? At least wait until I can give you your credit card so I don't have to carry it around with me until you're done talking!

The Koschei chapters will be published in serialized form once Quota is introduced.

Agreed. It's not like there's a good chance Sam and Nathan will snicker and Revolution will ask him if that's the California style while Remington refuses to call him anything but Elton. (I prefer different colors, personally. If they made prescription sunglasses with jade green lenses, I'd wear them all the time. Probably while singing about how I "see the world through these sad old jaded eyes" to the tune of a Dropkick Murphys song. ) (From the dedication) For any Epics who decide to read this book: Skip to the Koschei chapters and remember this thought—You're next. I'll find you while you're still peeing your pants in terror.

I like the sunglasses.

I should write a book: From NPC to Resident Badchull: How I Went from a Redneck with a Cool Name to the One Who Killed them All by Remington Springfield.

I already know what she's going to say when she finally does see her, but I wasn't sure if I should put it in now or leave the opening for Sightline.

Who's next, and should I edit my last post so Funtimes sees Voidgaze?

Especially if your name is Doctor Funtimes.

"...And then the little boy said, 'But the Emperor has no clothes!' "The Emperor grew red with anger, grabbed a pistol off one of his guards, and shot the lad in the chest. One minute later, the boy trailed behind the Emperor as a brand-new zombie. "So the moral of the story is: When your Emperor can command legions of undead, he can march naked down the street whenever he pleases. Best for everyone if you don't comment on it."

Sorry. I feel bad for putting so many disturbing images into your head, Voidus...

What could have been, were Lucentia less of a meanieface. *sigh* She's only cheating herself.... Maybe because nobody really wants to picture Lightwards as the emperor of that story?

All right. His story takes place two years prior, so they wouldn't have heard of Deathgale by that point. It was just a small reference, so I'll just take it out. I'll just go to sleep and dream about feeling the smell of coconut wafting through the air.

Random question, Edge: How long has Deathgale been working for Lucentia? I'm working out Remington's backstory now. They never meet him, just mention him, but I was wondering if the timeframe is right.

Only if you can smell the color nine first.

Yes, but to see it, you have to hear the smell of buttered toast, so it's kind of difficult to feel.

That IS some pretty fierce competition.

You're welcome! Most of what makes that show so much fun for me is that it's set in small-town Oregon, and they get it right. It's all zany and over-the-top, but there's a lot of truth to it, too. Like when Mabel is made a Congressman (long story, barely makes sense even in context), her first words are, "I'm legalizing everything!" Which is exactly what an Oregonian would say.

Same here. Unless it's The Hunger Games, you know she's going to pick the "bad boy." It's a cartoon on Disney XD about twins Mabel and Dipper Pines whose parents send them on a summer trip to Gravity Falls, Oregon, where they encounter supernatural beings and lots of insanity. If you're still not convinced, watch Mabel learn the truth about her new boyfriend. I love those icons.

Love triangle! (Actually, I'm not fond of love triangles. I'm not sure why….) (Maybe it's something against triangle demons?) No, I will not stop until everyone in this game has watched at least one episode of Gravity Falls.

Hmmm….. Do we have a character that bizarre unlucky awesome?