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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. Obliteration: You asked for something to be killed with fire? Well, I don't usually work on request, but OH DEAR CALAMITY WHAT IS ON THAT CALENDAR HOLD IT STILL WHILE I DESTROY IT
  2. "Have you ever wondered what Timeport looks like in a micro-string bikini? Well, brace yourself, because if your commanding officer gave you this calendar, you're about to find out."
  3. And then we give a copy to Deathwish. And when he throws it away, we print a new one.
  4. It's a shame there's no way they could force Arsenal to wear those things. Otherwise, Deathwish would always get pictures for Christmas.
  5. And cocktail dresses and miniskirts.
  6. Oh, no. I don't just mean adding some Sanderson elements to the show. I mean we give Sanderson full creative control.
  7. Once she's through screaming in terror at the mental images, that is.
  8. That's just a side effect of her true goal, which is humiliating Deathwish and Arsenal in the strangest way possible. As for why she didn't notice the side effects...chalk it up to Epic corruption, I guess?
  9. He might not, but Shiny Sparkle would...
  10. Warning: The following is rated SR, for Spoileriffic Rambling. Do not read unless you have seen the latest season of Once Upon a Time or don't give a flying fart in space how it all turns out.
  11. Well, I don't plan on switching away from ponies anytime soon. If I do change my avatar, it'll be to Conflux playing with Steelpug.
  12. "Fly away, pretty bird. No sand mutation for you tonight." Funtimes and her vanillas could get out safely, too.
  13. True, but our plan was to get most of our characters out first. .......though it would be kind of hilarious if Timeport sabotaged an empty museum. No, that's one of my favorites! Was it "Spider-Man 3" or "Amazing Spider-Man 2" you were referencing?
  14. Yikes. Probably best if Timeport is too busy to get to the MONA. Yeeeaahhhhh, fellow HISHE lover! Brohoof?
  15. Yeah, plus a few non-gravatonic propulsion devices. It's a pretty complex mechanism, and I doubt he'd be able to port upward a few feet at a time without being seen.
  16. Can't believe I did that.
  17. Maybe because you're a homesick pioneer who grew up in Salem, Massachusetts or Portland, Maine and the pine trees remind you of home? Ooooohhhh, that is a really devious idea.
  18. I found a video that explains consent in a way even Deathwish can understand. If it weren't for some language at the beginning, I'd suggest Vondra have him watch it.
  19. I can't decide. Do we send Deathwish to a place where all the women are really men for the sole purpose of springing it on him later....or keep him far away for the same of our own sanity? And just like that, Vertati winds up on the ATTD List without a single post to his name.
  20. It's okay. Every time those two or anyone else on the ATTD List gets within a mile of Salem, the entire city appears as a wasteland to them. No matter how long they spend there, they'll never see another soul. You can thank Moral Guardian later.
  21. Does she look like this?
  22. Decapitation, actually. Different Salem. Salem, Massachusetts is the one with the Salem Witch Trials. Salem, Oregon, was named after the one in MA.
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