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  1. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    This made me lol. Though I'm now wondering what kind of preschool phase leads a kid to call himself "Koschei the Deathless."
  2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    And child!Remington pushes child!Koschei off the swingset so other kids can have a turn. Ah, someone has watched a bit further, I see.
  3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Would Frequency whistle really loudly in other students' ears while Koschei put a paper plate on his head and declared himself King of the playground? And then we get to see Vapor Snake ignore Deathwish in favor of donuts.
  4. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Rather than "Let's have a chat," Reader's catchphrase could be "I'M TELLING!" Yeah, I can see this working.
  5. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Because he asked nicely?
  6. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    With our four-and-a-half year old Reader, I think all she'd need to do is say "Hey, Reader, betcha can't eat this glue as fast as I can cause you're LAAAAMMME!" Sweet.
  7. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    This is where it begins.
  8. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    From the source of all 17s insanity: the Oregon RP. Two Epics, Timeport and Quota, had an atrocity contest. Suffice it to say, the brain bleach flowed that day.
  9. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Confession time: When I was four, I completed some Christmas-related crafts with my Sunday School class. It wasn't anything fancy; just making little angels out of paper plates and assorted decorations. One of those decorations was four different colors of glue. Pink, blue, green, and yellow. All of them pale, all of them bearing a resemblance to frosting. It was this resemblance that made me taste the pink glue, thinking it would taste like strawberries. Unfortunately, it did not. It tasted like glue. Surely, I thought, the yellow glue must taste better! So I tasted it. It did not taste better. Green? Tasted like glue. Blue? Also like glue. I don't know why it took me so long to catch on. Maybe it was the undeveloped part of my four-year-old brain that believed if something looked like another thing, it must also taste like that other thing. Or perhaps I just couldn't believe that any Sunday School teacher would put out something that frosting-like and not have it taste like frosting. What kind of church was this, anyway? One where Sunday School teachers lied to four-year-olds by making glue look like frosting? If Reader is to eat anything that is not food, I think it should be glue.
  10. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Because despite the wine-drinking and the suit-wearing and the good vocabulary, Reader is actually a four-year-old in disguise.
  11. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    To make some grumpy pun about "taking out the trash"? I approve.
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    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      ...

      Something up?

    2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      No, I'll be fine.

    3. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      That sentence implies that you're not perfectly fine now. Don't hesitate to PM me if anything's on your mind--you should know by now that I don't bite. :)

  14. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    His nose is broken and his pants keep falling down.
  15. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Raw clams? Poor guy. My brother insists raw oysters are delicious, but I…don't see the draw.
  16. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Maybe a few incorporeal Epics like Everfall chose to fall through the center of the Earth just to see what would happen?
  17. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    If they asked me to help, I'd be happy to help. But they didn't ask. I was told. "We're cleaning the garage today, and everyone is going to help," they said. It was simply an expectation that I would willingly give my time to my parents' project.
  18. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    I'm not a huge fan of seafood, either. I like some of it—salmon is good, and I like fish and chips, and sushi is delicious if eaten on occasion, but I can't see how some people devour it constantly.
  19. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    If you count the santhid, which I wouldn't, since it's still alive and Shallan shows no interest in eating it... Maybe he thinks fish should stay in the sea?
  20. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    One member asked people to downvote him so he could get to Zucchini, then when he'd taken a screenshot his rep rocketed back up again.
  21. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    He has said that many of the powers he gets come from deconstructing superpowers he's seen elsewhere.
  22. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Unrelated, but I was meaning to ask you: What would Taylor do if she were interrupted by a fellow shapeshifter named Kanye? (I have no intention of introducing another Epic, let alone one named Kanye. I was just curious.)
  23. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Maybe we should try another song, like "Can You Feel the Love Tonight." There's a certain Epic Who is still in jail Vondra put him there to keep him From going off the rails But now all that is over Autumn's there to find Her buddy Jack is murderous no longer Love's the tie that binds...
  24. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Maybe we should take time to rethink this... What? You WANT her dating Deathwish?
  25. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
    Their love will bloom beneath the moon, as it's just arisen-- Wait--you mean the guy that's still in prison? Yeah, I can see that working.
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