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Hello, Class, and welcome to Enunciation 101. 

Today's lesson: If you are performing a radio commercial inviting people to a restaurant, it's good to name one of your house specials. But be aware that if you choose a homonym for a common childhood pet and fail to enunciate it properly, you might make people across the city wonder if this restaurant really does serve goldfish. 

Remember: only two letters separate Gulf Fish Pontchartrain from Gold Fish Pontchartrain. 

Enunciate. Don't serve goldfish.