TwiLyghtSansSparkles

That... that doesn't even make sense as a secret. What harm could POSSIBLY come to their company for answering that question?

I know, right? And I TOLD him it's for a school assignment. It's not like I'm writing a tell-all story for some shady tabloid. Even if I WERE writing a tell-all for some shady tabloid, the only result I can see is that people would appreciate their libraries all the more because of how much money they save reading magazines online.

Sometimes capitalism really sucks. Hope you do well on on your project regardless of the Man keeping you down.