TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Please tell me that's not the kind of stuff you have to endure at work.

It sounds like something one of my younger siblings would say.

It wasn't at work. While leading a math program for little kids, I asked them if any of them had heard the word "octave." One of the other leaders asked them if they'd heard the word "octopus," and one of the kids said "Oh! I bet 'octave' is short for 'octopus'!"