TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Adolin: Oh dear Stormfather, what is that? 
Sekeir: Behold, my next witness! A bear! 
Adolin: Are you sure this is a good— 
Sekeir: *pokes the bear in the tush with a fork* 
Bear: *does what bears do* 
Sekeir: See how the creature roars its disapproval at this monstrous human! 
Bear: *continues to do angry bear things* 
Adolin: Stop provoking it, you moron! 
Sekeir: It can't stand to be in the same room as this human! 
Adolin: It's eating the jury! 
Sekeir: Because it knows they would rather be eaten than have to spend one more second in this courtroom with you. 

Maya: Where. Did. You. Get. Your. Law. Degree? 
Sekeir: Only the finest of institutions. A place of knowledge and boundless resources, withheld by greedy humans from poor, innocent deadeyes like yourself. 
Maya: Tell. Me! 
Sekeir: 
Maya: 
Sekeir: ….eBay.