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  1. The trial of Adolin Kholin: 

    Spoiler

    Adolin: Oh dear Stormfather, what is that
    Sekeir: Behold, my next witness! A bear
    Adolin: Are you sure this is a good— 
    Sekeir: *pokes the bear in the tush with a fork* 
    Bear: *does what bears do* 
    Sekeir: See how the creature roars its disapproval at this monstrous human! 
    Bear: *continues to do angry bear things* 
    Adolin: Stop provoking it, you moron! 
    Sekeir: It can't stand to be in the same room as this human! 
    Adolin: It's eating the jury! 
    Sekeir: Because it knows they would rather be eaten than have to spend one more second in this courtroom with you. 

    Bonus: 

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    Maya: Where. Did. You. Get. Your. Law. Degree? 
    Sekeir: Only the finest of institutions. A place of knowledge and boundless resources, withheld by greedy humans from poor, innocent deadeyes like yourself. 
    Maya: Tell. Me! 
    Sekeir: 
    Maya: 
    Sekeir: ….eBay. 

     

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