Kasimir

Ooooh. So basically I can get on your list by advocating for Evil Beedle? Sweet. I'm 0.9 confident Beedle is Village but I'm reserving 0.1 credence that I could be mistaken and it washes out anyway So you can wreck someone's day? Yeah, no, I'm sitting on it. Your PMs are remaining shut, Miss Prudence. Oh, how the turns have tabled...

I can neither confirm nor deny I'm a postman but if I were a postman, my most sacred duty is clear: Sitting on PMs and refusing to make any so y'all can't do your PM Unsafety thing

All three seems a bit of a stretch, if not too harsh.

Why not more than one?

I see three problems with that plan. All three of them involve the fact you never tried asking me, my improv skills are excellent, Wyrm would know >>

Wow, denying our PM like this in front of everyone? I'm hurt, Eiwlil

Been told I should do this so: Soy Sauce: Archer -------------ELIMS??? Uh: TUO, Mat, Drake Nah: Illwei, Steeldancer, Pyro [Edited to add: Also everyone else.] You know who you are and you only have yourself to blame.

ftfy Eiwlil

*holds out thesaurus* Hi you dropped this. Oh wait, why has 'chill' been crossed out and replaced with 'utterly useless'? Sigh.

Wow. Hurtful You were my bro, TJ! You were supposed to bring balance to the thread, not leave it in darkness! You thought I would actually ignore my own repeated yelling for Village to practice opsec? Man, you can consider any PM from or involving you ignored this game

I am actually, quite literally, having durian right now tonight at the same time with my mates I felt the need to announce it to the thread because I am apparently a troll but we blame Wyrm's bad influence, but also because Black Pearl durian is delicious and I hope to cause someone to drool with envy (I know the stores always advertise Cat Mountain King but seriously it's durian season now, despite our lockdown lite ) Edited to add: I can neither confirm nor deny if I will be putting in an item request, much less what I would ask for if I were to do so. That's for me to know, for Striker and Biplet to laugh at, and for Beedle to find out There, that should cover everything.

1. It'd be jumping on Eiwlil if I actually read her posts. Smh what do you take me for I'm having a chill game. What's analysis never heard of it. 2. Then go PM her. Problem solved 3. Whoa whoa whoa don't let me break up your relationship there. Eh Chingles, see lah. Like this also can boh!

Then I won't feel any more guilt about voting on you, you're clearly Evil beyond all reasonable doubt, MR skyship flashbacks >>

Mr Postman don't you dare you've been doing so well so far >>

Drake. Illwei

Oh c'mon, we have durian parties here Can't while we're in lockdown lite but I'm heading out this evening to go buy a bunch of durians to munch on while reading the thread because 'tis the season, and some mates of mine are having a Zoom durian party instead. Life is good. Edited to add: I'd like to call an airstrike down on Ezlo please. Hats shouldn't talk like that.

Sure, open one. I'll spend the rest of the game ignoring it and chilling. Let's see how well that works for you

You want to test me?

Thanks but no thanks. If I must be subjected to you, I'd rather a PM. At least I can ignore the PM. How am I supposed to ignore the thread when making memes?

I'm not implying it. I'm outright saying it

What part of the fact that a 'chill, quiet game' excludes a PM with you is so difficult to understand? Edited to add: Also agreed. I can see a case for either. More aggressive/risk-friendly Zelda at least might want to get off more scans. Zelda/Link with smaller risk appetite might want a durian. Or they might distrust Beedle anyway and go for an item (durian) which other Champions (exception of Daruk) have a reason to go for. Currently inclined to mildly trust Archer the way I like my noodles - with a dash of soy sauce, nothing more. Too much soy sauce is unhealthy.

There was a good word for this, Kazs thought. He cleared his throat. "Surely you have heard of the great and glorious Copypasta?"

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Hi all. I'd like you all to know that I'm getting durian tonight and it's gonna be delicious.

[OOC: Ugh, if we're all roleclaiming now... I'm Kass, time-traveling Rito minstrel. I get to PM one player each Turn and I win and am removed from the game if I successfully serenade six players with a recording of Dragostea Din Tei on my ocarina. Watch out TJ I'm coming for you with my harmonica ]