Kobold King
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"Dear Princess Vondra..." Sounds good to me.
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Oh, there won't be any paperwork. Once he's cleared he'll be fully reinstated; he'll be given supervision from both Autumn and a couple of soldiers, but he won't have to wrestle with any bureaucracy to get his job back. As for whether he meets Vondra, that's up to Edgedancer. If he thinks a Jack/Vondra scene would be fun to write, I've got no objections. Otherwise, Vondra might simply trust Autumn's judgment and elect to focus his energies on other affairs.
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In the first week, all the lady Sharders would love him. But if history holds true, by the second week every lady Sharder will have a personal reason to be endlessly mad at him.
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Still Having a Bad Day? Exchange Your Rants For Hugs Here!
Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in General Discussion
One of my many cats this morning. -
"Hey guys, I heard the town commander character's got a pretty cool plot. What do you guys think?" "Look at it this way. Have you ever wanted to play a fifty year-old man who attempts to ram a flying panda prophet out of the sky with a heavily armed helicopter?"
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"I'm playing as the hippie chick, anyone know how to beat the cottage level? How do I escape Funtimes?" "You don't. As far as we can tell you're just stuck there until the plot moves along." "Storm it. I knew I should have played the guy with all the guns."
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This online pixel avatar creator and Microsoft Paint. It's pretty easy; in parallel universe we might be making pixel comics all the time instead of pony comics. Poor parallel RPers.
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My parents and I just started watching Parks and Recreation. I'm not sure if my favorite character is April or Andy or Ron storming Swanson... all I really know for sure is that I can't stop watching this show.
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If What Happened in Oregon was a text RPG:
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Planning on it? Nah, we were far too obscure for that. But they could have, which seemed pretty terrifying to us at the time. So, do I finally have someone else who will tremble before the name "Hectocapitus" when I speak it? Another living soul who will remember the Veiled Ones with reverence and awe, and who will know that punching an Aian in the snout is a very bad idea?
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You get to cast "Greater Pun" as often as you like, and "Epic Pun" when on one of the Reckoners boards.
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Depends. Where's my high priest?
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How many Dalles Epics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seven. One to conjure it from her tattoos, one to use her friction powers to screw it in quickly and easily, one to Read the bulb to determine its intentions, one to take advantage of the darkness to grope blindly in the direction of female voices, one to take advantage of the darkness to grope at all voices with equal fervor, one to entertain the laborers by giving an impromptu "Blank Space" performance, and one to stand outside the room and complain about the misuse of resources.
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What's your favorite.... ? (Forum game)
Kobold King replied to Kestrel's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
St. Francis, my patron saint. The man who was so in tune with nature, he referred to his chronic illnesses as "sisters." Favorite piece of furniture in your house? -
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True, but now that the vote's a draw the priest specifically said that the demigods would be consulted.
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Ah. Both scenes I wasn't a part of.
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Let me know which characters you'll need and I'll see what I can do. Good thing he's not in the city of the heinously overpowered Epics, then.
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Eh, he'd die. The power kicks in with injuries that break the skin, so in this case he'd just die. Do we have an Epic capable of doing this? Oh, and Voidus, you might find this helpful for sprites. There's not as much customization potential as, say, the pony creator has, but I managed to make a crude set of Voidgaze graphics.
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Voidgaze also has a built-in respawn, if you include some white tiles as checkpoints.
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And given the opposing factions, you'd have plenty of henchman concepts to play around with. Robots and toy soldiers for the Dominion, dinosaurs and hounds for the Empire, etc.
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Nah, I'm afraid not. :/ Best I can do is give them different facial expressions.
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This is gonna be pretty epic. But I call one major objection. If all the gods get a say, why doesn't Elan get to cast a tie-breaking vote in the name of Banjo the Clown?
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First off, this is the most wicked question I've seen on this thread yet, so shame on you. I think I'd have to go with Calamity, because as a member of the Reckoners RPG my weak heart would shatter if I could never read the final installment in the trilogy. Major WoR spoilers: Would you rather possess the ability to predict Brandon's plot twists, or upvote posts multiple times on the forum?
