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  1. Kobold King
    There are too many awesome ideas on this thread for me to count. Question for the scientifically minded. In a binary star system, how feasible would it be to have plants that grow differently colored leaves on both sides of themselves, for collecting light from both stars simultaneously? Specifically I'm picturing plants that are green on one half and purple on the other, with the green side collecting from a reddish star while the purple side absorbs rays from a brighter yellow star. I'm thinking this plant would slowly rotate to keep its sides optimally facing the ideal stars. How plausible is this?
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    We've been through this, ensign. Trying to hide in a nebula is like taping a dollar bill to your nose and hoping they don't recognize you.
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    I've never played, but I used to watch my dad playing it a lot... I'll see what I can do. Push off a cliff? Probably this guy. Set on fire? These guys, because I hate ants. ...wait a minute, why is that last one called a fire ant? Have a relationship with? The protectron. A strictly client/bodyguard relationship. Marry? This charming young lady. Wrap a blanket around? The rattledog, because it's adorable. And finally, be roommates with? No question. The mirelurk. The next fandom is the Reckoners Trilogy by the Bandersnatch himself.
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    The special "Lift" edition Twi did. Favorite common misconception that you love to correct?
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    Cute! Though for your education, a limerick must have five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must all have somewhere between seven and ten syllables, while the third and fourth lines need to have five to seven. And of course, the first, second and fifth lines all have to rhyme, as do the third and fourth lines. As so: There once was a kobold made king Whose friends found him irritating. Now he was such a dunce That they loathed him at once And laughed when he choked on a ring.
  6. Kobold King
    Wouldn't all the books be in German?
  7. Kobold King
    Well, it's ultimately your decision. If you don't trust them, that's not because you're paranoid--from what you've told us, you have every right to disbelieve them at their word. In other randomness, me as a starship captain.
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    WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
  9. Kobold King
    Oh well. I tried.
  10. Kobold King
    I just tried writing a Lightwards post--and I've got what I've done in a text document--but I've been running all over the place to accomplish chores all morning, didn't get much sleep last night, and overall don't have much in me at the moment. That said, I'll try my hardest to get something up after lunch. Numnums will be with Lightwards almost immediately, in case that's a consideration. Also, welcome to the RP ostrichofevil.
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    There once was a city on Sel With gods quite exceedingly swell Till Odium came And the Shards he did maim And thus fair Elantris then fell.
  12. Kobold King
    I'm sorry you're feeling this way. I don't think there's anything I can say that'll magically make your worries melt away, but I'm sure someone will want to hire you. I'm sure even the places that turned you down wanted to hire you, but simply had people better suited to their openings that they had to go with. You're sure to find a place that fits you perfectly ere too much longer.
  13. Kobold King
    In that first one you look like the world's cutest supervillain.
  14. Kobold King
    Who even knows what goes on in the female mind!* * Much more than goes on in my mind, which is predominantly jokes and ponies.
  15. Kobold King
    Needs more lasers! http://i.imgur.com/7iSoSM6.webm
  16. Kobold King
    My cat Blackthorn's back! I was so worried--honestly, I thought the coyotes got him. But he's alive and well. Not even thinner than usual.
  17. Kobold King
    Congratulations!
  18. Kobold King
    Until reading this comic I'd never realized Chile and Texas are exactly the same.
  19. Kobold King
    When a spren bonded him, the spren gained powers.
  20. Kobold King
    Violently, with the mother hen forced to watch in abject horror, helpless to prevent the atrocity. ... Merciful Domi what is wrong with me today. Scrambled with cheddar cheese and ground sausage mixed in. Favorite alternative history scenario?
  21. Kobold King
    Tintinnabulation. What's your favorite flavor of juice to sip while watching the homes of your enemies burn down to cinders? ...or, what's your favorite flavor of juice in general.
  22. Kobold King
    Granted! You can only time-travel into eras more misogynist than the one you're currently in. That applies to return trips, too. If you zap back to the 13th century, you can say goodbye to the progressive 21st. I wish for my own dinosaur farm.
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    Not quickly enough, I'm thinking. In other news, I failed to resist the urge to pony/Epicfy another Buttersafe comic.
  24. Kobold King
    No real worldhoppers? What do you call this?
  25. Kobold King
    It's the HAND OF THE STALLION It's the thrill of the fight! Matchin' up to the challenge of our rivals!
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