Kobold King
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This is true. The fusion bomb is a weapon of intense devastation, but only within a strictly physical, strictly Euclidean manner. Similarly Nog-Zathoth considered the souls of unwed virgins the ultimate culinary experience. I think we can conclude the conversation by stating we're both better off without losers or abstract entities of annihilation in our lives.
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Did any of these songs open a portal to the Blasted Dimension? Did any two of them, upon being performed in conjunction with each other, obliterate the Earth's twin planet from the space-time continuum? I rest my case.
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I'd tell you how we met, but I'm afraid the story would fray your soul and shatter your feeble human consciousness.
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Question: can you Soulcast an individual who is imbued with Stormlight?
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Any breakup where one party can blow up the other with her mind is a messy breakup. This is why ideally, you should only date within your own relative power range. I learned this the hard way, after my failed relationship with Nog-Zathoth the Outer God of Devastation.
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They would get married and produce The Ultimate Ginger (not an Epic).
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"Dating an Epic is against this city's charter, Glass!" "Aren't you an Epic, sir?" "Yeah, but you don't see me dating, do you?" "My apologies. I assumed your lack of romance was due to your temperament, not the city charter that you just made up."
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This is Arsenal we're talking about. If they were a man and a woman, both married for decades (the most un-controversial relationship I can think of), he'd still be outraged about them showing affection on the job.
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Autumn would be fired (and possibly exiled) before Vondra's first appearance, and Arsenal would be on his way to the heart of town to personally drive Shiny Sparkle from the city.
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Funnily enough, Andrea Libman voiced both Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. And Voidgaze has shades of both. Didn't we previously agree on Jeremy Irons as Lightwards, in the far-off days of the first Question thread?
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If previous experiences are anything to go by, Backtrack + internal suffering = popular post. Most naysayers were silenced by the decision to cast David Tennant with dyed ginger hair as Nathan. The resulting awesomeness, for most critics, easily made up for the other complaints.
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Nighthound was the only character to be portrayed entirely in CGI, as no actor wanted to be associated with him. A different animation team was used for every Nighthound frame of the movie to avoid causing lasting trauma to the animators. One team was used to animate two frames of his infamous smirk, and required hefty psychological counseling for the next three months. Understood.
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If What Happened in Oregon were ever made into a film, Nighthound's smile alone would secure it an R rating.
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Not exactly. Writing a history sidebar for a homeschooling curriculum. Homeschooling curricula is sort of the family business; my name will be on the cover of the book upon its completion. (My real name. I asked but apparently they won't put "Kobold King" on the cover.) With Shiny Sparkle's advances towards Autumn, we'll finally have something to add under "Foe Yay" on our TV Tropes page.
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I have to write about Attila the Hun for something entirely unrelated, but when I'm finished I can write a new Backtrack post. Backtrack/Unhappiness shippers are in for a treat.
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It's also got the greatest rock lyrics of any Sanderson novel to date. Even if it weren't at all related to Firefight it'd still be well worth the read.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Kobold King replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
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"All right, no more Mister Nice Guy! ... uh, I mean, can I just have five minutes to say goodbye? I've had those for a while."
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And if you really get on his bad side, he might tell you to give his glasses back before he starts apologizing profusely.
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That would be pressing Backtrack's one and only Beserk Button. Which, come to think of it... would be fairly entertaining in and of itself.
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Epics with tattoos have certainly been established in this universe. Cricket has a brightly colored tattoo of... well, a cricket on her thigh. You can go next, Edgedancer. Backtrack's still preoccupied having his life flash before his eyes. (Which is actually a solid possibility with him.)
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... See what I mean? * puffs cigar * Right under their noses.
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Neil Patrick Harris is an Epic? What is it?
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My crew's got an exclusive deal in bootleg chocolate coins. We can get 'em cheap and tax-free, right under the noses of the Newcago Customs Office. It pays to have good connections in the Wafflesworn.
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To my headset: I don't know where you are. But I will find you, and I will use you to listen to that preview.
