Kobold King
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As long as it's clean content (no sex, gore, etc) it's perfectly fine! If you're writing more mature fiction, though, you should probably ask an admin first. We'd all love to see what you've written!
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These analogies are awful. Like one of the big gross millipedes from Madagascar, except with the venom from one of those icky furry spiders from Australia. But lethal in a mental sense, not like the screaming, envenomated sense like if you found a spider-millipede in your shirt. Figuratively speaking though, they're all equally awful.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kobold King replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Very well. You will suffer the psychotic belief that you are a cucumber. I wish for the ability to write brilliant novels in an hour of labor. -
Yep. I believe the rule we decided upon is that the Unicyclist could control any dinosaur, but if his and Lightwards' orders conflicted, the dinosaur would always side with Lightwards. Unless it's Wes. I don't know what would happen if the Unicyclist tried to control Wes.
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The Funtimes/Unicyclist plan sounds good to me.
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Firefight spoilers:
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Most hangover symptoms are a result of the human body reacting specifically to the presence of alcohol; the need to urinate more from consuming large quantities of alcoholic fluids can cause dehydration, which itself causes headaches. The immune system sometimes reacts negatively to alcoholic compounds, causing inflammation. When alcohol enters the stomach, the digestive system responds by producing more stomach acid, which can cause nausea. So overall, it depends on whether Intervention alters people's minds in the same way as alcohol, or whether he directly adds alcohol into people's systems.
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I have a vague idea of him going up to the Museum to get some sleep, only to get interrupted by the MEE attack when it happens.
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Spoilers for both Reckoners books:
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Firefight:
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what do you think...Tia will be an epic in the next book
Kobold King replied to drew9777's topic in The Reckoners
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Being the environmentalist hippie with no knowledge of sport that I am, my immediate horrified reaction was that some species of seahawk had recently gone extinct. Awesome prompt! I'm thinking of writing a short piece about a human being and a pet. That's a kind of relationship I've always been fascinated by.
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Is there a plan in place for getting someone to write a February prompt?
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Best Football Players of the Cosmere and Beyond!
Kobold King replied to Lord Pifferdoo's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Steelheart. I don't know any of the rules for American Football, but somehow I suspect that flight, invulnerability, super strength, and the ability to fire lethal energy blasts from one's hands would come in handy over the course of the game. Also, he could turn the ball into steel and then throw it at someone's skull. I'm sure that would come in handy. -
Seeing that gif in slow motion because of my lousy Internet connection was the strangest thing I've seen all day.
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Has Arkham Asylum taught you nothing? He'd escape every other weekend.
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The worst part is that if Lightwards declares he's going to achieve a horrible goal even if it kills him, he has pretty good odds of ultimately succeeding.
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Lightwards would definitely resurrect in a human body. His body resets to the day he first resurrected after every death.
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Would you argue that nobody's at least a teensy bit afraid of snarling lions or tigers in zoos? Even caged, a deadly animal--or Epic--demands a little bit of awe and a healthy smidgeon of ingrained fear. I for one would still be afraid of Steelheart if he were contained within a forcefield. Especially if rather than pound futilely against the sides, he stoically stared at me through the field.
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Well, nobody's allowed to kill another player's character without permission, so prime invincibilities aren't technically necessary for keeping a character alive.
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Sadly neither Shiny Sparkle nor Glamour was on board, so that couldn't be arranged. We could schedule for Vondra to walk away from a slow motion explosion at some point, though. That always helps establishing a character's badchullery. Thanks.
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Well if nothing else it established that the phrase "everything in moderation" holds no meaning for him. Do you think I need to change the post?
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Sounds like we have a solid Epic then. Though I'll warn you in advance, I'd never once be able to read one of his posts without hearing this theme music.
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He should resurrect whenever someone expresses a longing for a deliciously authentic Italian pasta dish that's easy to cook and easy to eat, but otherwise he's perfect.
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Next time in The Dalles: Backtrack wonders how he's supposed to be delusional without his glasses. I guess a Baxter Game post would make the most sense right now, since Backtrack is in "Shut Up and Whimper Quietly" mode. There wouldn't be much to one of his posts at the moment.
