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  1. Kobold King
    I did not get the impression that he did. Drug addiction and drug-related crimes are very big problems out here. Sounds like a good plan.
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    Don't get me wrong, I really wish I could tell you you're worried over nothing. But while I was in Waco with the relatives I actually heard one of my cousins tell the story of how his dog got stolen so a guy could sell him for drug money. Your fears are in fact substantiated. Yep, that sounds like Texas logic. Hope you get something decent to eat, though.
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    Trust me as someone who knows the territory. People will steal anything out here. That sounds like it sucks. I'm pretty sure at least some of the convenience stores out here have water in stock.
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    No bagpipes and random dinosaur growls. 0/10. Does not fit. ... I jest, I jest. I can totally envision this playing in a What Happened in Portland movie.
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    The Core Possibilities are there...
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    Oh yesss.
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    If Doctor Game can make him one.
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    HOLY STORMS I AM A HAPPY KOBOLD RIGHT NOW!
  10. Kobold King
    My brother informs me that a popular video game has a boss fight soundtrack called "Death by Glamour." It's good to know I have options for when Wilbert Abners inevitably becomes corrupt and tries to destroy Oregon.
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    Season 6 of MLP airs today!
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    My mother, the published grammar book author, thinks you are hilarious.
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    Another earnest message from the [REDACTED] motel: And thanks. I never met this relative personally, but it sucked seeing so many family members in grieving.
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    You'd do best with at least four chickens. One or two does not make for a happy flock and you won't get a reliable egg cycle. Some chickens only lay once every couple of days.
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    I spent all of yesterday in Waco for a relative's funeral and spent the night in the world's most passive aggressive motel.
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    My mother just laughed uproariously at this conversation.
  17. Kobold King
    So a paranormal creature writes an autobiography? I'd read that! Though it would probably need... a ghost writer. Sorry.
  18. Kobold King
    I remarked that I'll turn twenty this year. My brother helpfully added that this means I've nearly wasted two whole decades. Thank you, brother.
  19. Kobold King
    ...I want this like a bald dromedary after a tube of sunscreen.
  20. Kobold King
    Not at all. And great fanfics, everyone. ...it took me way too long to figure out what this comment was trying to communicate to me.
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    I'm a bit iffy on that, but I like the plan to build a wall around the Fire Nation and make the Water Tribes pay for it. I don't even know.
  22. Kobold King
    Excellent. In other news, I put some thought into it and decided I'm supporting Fire Lord Ozai in the 2016 election. #FeelTheBurn
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    This is a thing that you should definitely do. Right now. Why are you reading this? You're missing Bill Murray face time! Go watch it!
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    His portrayal is at once utterly ludicrous and terrifying. Exactly what to expect from twentydeaths!Lightwards. And there's some very good stripes of current!Lightwards too. If he thought for an instant that an army of leprechauns would score him victory... I didn't at all remember Pete Hedge. Still don't, actually. And I mainly remember the baked potatoes because I was very hungry when I wrote the parts where he meets Altermind.
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