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    Backtrack 19 * is a supporter of the Backtrack / Taylor showdown * Mistwraith 13 Shiny Sparkle 1 MV 12 Taylor Swift 8
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    Backtrack 18 Leave Backtrack alone and I won't touch Taylor. Mistwraith 14 Shiny Sparkle 5 MV 12 Taylor Swift 7
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    Funtimes isn't a good person... now. We've seen some fairly sympathetic behavior from her, and it's been made clear that the majority of her apathetic behavior is a result of Calamity as opposed to her own personality. While Nighthound and the other Trifecta members may or may not be the same way, Funtimes is the only one whom we've been shown the kinder side of, showcasing that she's as much of a victim as anybody else. Oh, I noticed. I just didn't want to draw attention to myself.
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    Backtrack 18 Deathwish 0 This doesn't redirect to me, right? Right? Mistwraith 15 Shiny Sparkle 7 MV 11 Frequency 2 Taylor Swift 6
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    It took every ounce of his willpower to not interrupt Autumn's rant with one of his own. Instead, Vondra had to settle for locking his jaw through her entire diatribe. Foreign Epics were throughout his city, taking advantage of the furry invasion to cause chaos. That wasn't surprising. As long as they'd been contained before getting the chance to harm the city's citizens, it was nothing to get worked up over. Only handled with cool, collected tactics. It was the Epic who named herself Shiny Sparkle that had him grinding his teeth and trying to manually lower his blood pressure. He'd never met her, but he could imagine her. A tall, proud woman in outlandish garb, a chilled smile on her lips and a cold analysis in her eyes. Possibly masking her arrogance with some sort of sickly geniality, but nonetheless hiding the same twisted desires as any other of her kin. This one's twisted desires brought her to The Dalles in a time of strife, where she molested the only woman he could trust and now ran amok in his city, causing who knew what kind of harm. Glass might have violated security protocols, but he couldn't hold her accountable for her outrage--not when his own first impulse was to personally seek this creature out and shoot her between the eyes. Autumn Glass gradually finished her story, leaving the office silent save for Rhonda typing up the new Epic profiles on the office laptop. “I screwed up,” the counselor finished wretchedly. “I should’ve done something more, anything…but I wasn’t thinking. She caught—“ Vondra had his mouth open to reassure her. And then the radio began bursting out a panicked voice. "Help! It's Deathwish, he's at the old mill armory and he's killing all of the—“ The voice of a terrified young woman cut off with a flare of static, and the transmission was no more. Suddenly all of his anger from before seemed to vanish. There was a difference between anger and real anger. The icy determination, the cold hard knowledge that you were going to kill a man. Thinking of Edgar Hawk now, nothing but that cold real anger filled his mind. "He's finally done it!" he exploded, bolting upright from his chair and storming across the room. "That man's been waiting for his opportunity to run wild again. He shouldn't have been allowed loose at all today--storms, I should have had him shot the day he arrived--" He clipped an extra gun to his belt, striding away from his desk without a look back. "Glass, we'll need to postpone the rest of this. Rhonda, follow me, we're heading back to the heli--" In mid stride he felt himself freeze solid, every ounce of his body suddenly motionless in the air. Not even his hair blew from the ceiling fan as he stood suspended with one foot off the ground, his mouth wide open and his back to the two women in the room. "Apologies, commander," the Epic called Redlight said flatly. "But for once, we really must insist you listen to counsel before attempting to personally smite down our enemies." Rhonda's voice grew slightly softer, but still as frosty as it always was as she spoke to the other woman. "Ms. Glass, as our town counselor would you please provide a touch of that counsel? He'll listen to you."
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    Backtrack 18 Deathwish 6 Mistwraith 14 Shiny Sparkle 6 Quicksilver 3 MV 10 Frequency 4 Taylor Swift 5
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    Backtrack 17 Deathwish 6 Mistwraith 12 Shiny Sparkle 6 Quicksilver 5 MV 10 Frequency 6 Reader 2 Taylor Swift 5
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    Lucentia is a 100%, strictly certified Slontze. Licensed to be a Slontze in all forty-eight continental Fractured States and Canada. If she jumped off of her ego and landed on her actual worth, not even her healing would let her survive the fall. If opposites attract, then her ideal match is kind, thoughtful, generous, and probably lucky enough to have died years before having to meet her. She makes me hope to heaven that Epics are sterile. Lucentia, thy tongue outvenoms all the serpents of the Nile. And anywhere else, for that matter. In three thousand years an expeditionary crew to the planet Rimenight will discover a super-venomous drake-creature that likes to crawl down people's shirts and leave horrific toxic bites up and down their torsos. They will call this creature "The Not-Lucentia Drake," in the interest of looking on the bright side. Nonetheless, I can't stop laughing at her icon.
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    Welcome back, Writer of Ozymandias and Chef. It's good to have you with us again.
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    I'm sure Sigmund Freud would have a lot to say about Emma's "faux pas" about their sleeping arrangements. I'd like to tell Mr. Freud to shut up and enjoy the excellent writing.
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    Backtrack 16 Deathwish 6 Why the hate on Deathwish? ... * realizes that the question answers itself * Mistwraith 11 Shiny Sparkle 8 Quicksilver 6 MV 10 Frequency 9 Reader 3 Taylor Swift 4
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    Awesome. I can't wait.
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    "Zoning regulations in this area of the city prohibit large scale landscaping efforts, so--excuse me--Trimmer, will you stop calling me 'Arsey-arsey-Arsenal' long enough to pay attention to this?"
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    If you decide to keep him away from Astoria, he could always come to The Dalles to serve as a public morale booster.
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    I usually don't make a habit of referencing incidents in which I was as grumpy as Arsenal. On another note altogether... I was glancing through the Portland thread, and I noticed that we haven't had a Trimmer scene in a long while. Setting aside how fitting it is for his character to appear once, burn a topiary, and disappear forever, how likely are we to see him again?
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    I like it. Have you considered using one of the odd names you came across as a receptionist? You gave me the name "Trattner" from some sort of list you had. (Um... conspiratorially sad? )
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    I like that name. Is it for IRL? (Suuure. We'd never judge you for lying about your gender, Daniel/Danielle. )
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    Still wouldn't be as strange as The Dalles invasions. It's not all bad, IRL. For instance, your safehand scandal isn't nearly as shocking now!
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    "Irritated Rebellion Leader" "IRL" "In Real Life" TwiLyght admits to being a male ballet dancer and probably a terrorist.
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    Backtrack 15 Deathwish 8 Mistwraith 11 Shiny Sparkle 8 Quicksilver 6 MV 10 Frequency 10 Reader 4 Taylor Swift 4
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    He's just lucky that he's not being Hurt out of commission in this round, seeing as how much people love hurting him in the RP.
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    Backtrack 14 Deathwish 8 Mistwraith 13 Shiny Sparkle 8 Quicksilver 7 MV 10 Frequency 10 Reader 4 Taylor Swift 6
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    Con-se-quenc-es!
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