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Kobold King

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  1. Um. Selling my soul versus cleaning my lawn once a week? My lawn's pretty big, but I'm not sure where the dilemma comes in here. Would you rather be chained to a bunk bed with a whitespine for one minute, or with the Lord Ruler for five?
  2. Rather than antlers, the musk deer has large saber-teeth that it uses to bite other males into submission. That is how the musk deer do.

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    2. Edgedancer
    3. Titan Arum

      Titan Arum

      At least they don't try to claim you using the weird scent glands below their eyes like duikers. I've had these guys rub up against me to mark me as their territory. Weirdos.

    4. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      To be fair, humans do that too. Ever seen the tags that get attached to cattle ears?

  3. So what you're saying is that Illuminati used "Criticize Ponies"... and it was not very effective?
  4. If we're gonna get into the ethics of our respective fandoms, I'd be forced to point out that in MLP the dominant morality is "friendship is magic," while in Pokemon the dominant morality is "force pets to battle one another in brutal superpowered combat." I guess what I'm saying is, at least the terrible things in the MLP universe are all non-canon. You can't say the same about Pokemon.
  5. Not when some are horrifying enough in the short form!
  6. Because everyone already knows about your crippling fear of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Seriously, I don't get your problem with expunged data, but everybody knows about it.
  7. Would you like someone to fetch you a cup of tea, while someone else sneaks over to the Worst Fears thread to read your response there?
  8. Are you an angel or a mutant?
  9. I stopped judging people for their speling a long time ago.
  10. Fact: Kobold is disturbed by this. Another fact: Kobold reads all topic tags.
  11. You have found the Chosen One. HAIL THE GREAT ELBOW LICKER-- Eh, second thought that doesn't really sound right.
  12. Can someone help me make a pun about guns? I'm shooting for subtlety.
  13. I told my pastor a pun the other day. It made him cross. * drops microphone *
  14. I like to imagine they actually have lengthy internal monologues where they complain about "kids these days" and their "newfangled scribbles." Because "In MY day the apes passed on their knowledge through oral tradition, and they liked it that way." Imagine it. Soak it in. Think of it during your next nature hike.
  15. Would it be inappropriate to post a Condescending Wonka meme right now? Really? OK. I won't even bring it up.
  16. 7 Introduce yourself! 10 17th Shard Discussion 8 Tech Support 8 The Coppermind Wiki 11 General Brandon Discussion 9 Events and Signings 8 Interview Database 11 Cosmere Theories 10 Stormlight Archive 11 Mistborn 9 Elantris and Emperor's Soul 10 Warbreaker 9 Cosmere Short Stories 10 The Reckoners 11 The Rithmatist 9 Alcatraz 10 Other Stories 8 The Wheel of Time 10 Writing Excuses 10 Reading Excuses 3 TWG Archive 11 General Discussion 8 AMAs 10 Entertainment Discussion 4 Tech Discussion 10 Creator's Corner 10 Role Playing 14 Mistborn: The Inquisition 8 Sanderson Elimination 12 Reckoners RPG 10 Social Groups, Clans, and Guilds
  17. 'Ello again, 17th Shard. Pretty basic question I've got for you today. Is this-- --worth watching? I've heard a few good things about it, but I haven't gotten any solid recommendations for it before. Is it a piece of quality entertainment? Is it appropriate for children of all ages? I'd appreciate an opinion from anyone on the Shard who's seen it. Please and thank you.
  18. Illuminati, hater's gonna hate, Oregon RPers are gonna keep posting ponies. I say this with love, but you should have figured out by now that the Question thread isn't exactly the right place for dissing ponies and pony-related parodies.
  19. Why did Nighthound cross the road? Pray you never find out.
  20. What do you call a cross between Adolf Hitler, Satan, and Nighthound? Diluted Nighthound.
  21. You get to write one episode of My Little Pony. What is it about?
  22. I'll have you know that some of my best friends walk with their safehands uncovered. (Sickening as the habit is.)
  23. Friendly reminder, please place spoilers for WoR in appropriate spoiler boxes. Just because the book's been around a while doesn't mean everyone you're talking to has read it. I can name at least one person in this conversation who's still in the middle of the book, in fact. EDIT: The white text is a step up, but it still doesn't provide protection from the spoiler as everyone on the site knows to highlight text. Spoiler boxes are better.
  24. Might? Practically all of them had feathers by the Cretaceous. They've found so many feathered dinosaurs, especially in China, that it's usually safest to assume that a dinosaur did have some form of protofuzz than that it didn't. Even funnier would be when he puts it on a diet.
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