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  1. Kobold King
    Don't storm me. I warned you. Ugh. Just reading that makes me wince.
  2. Kobold King
    Lightwards was sort of a cross between them. "Hurry up and create me, you fool, and then put that pistol vector you stole from Deviantart in my hoof! I--hold up, are you really using that shade of green? I mean, I don't care what color my coat is! Just finish me up, make sure my accessories are perfect, and let me bring Light to the world!"
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    The hardest part about making her was hearing her voice every time I experimented with a new color or look. "Oh, a grey coat. Very original. I'm an unpleasant person, so I get a grey coat. Truly your innovation knows no bounds. What's this? Mauve? Meh, I suppose it works. Now people will at least know you're trying to be creative." Thanks, though.
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    As requested, here is the Kobold King - approved Redlight Pony™. Her codes have been added to "Oregon Easter Eggs," but here they are for convenience. Redlight Pony Create Code: 301J0D5000DAC0CDC2C2BD00501730073IL3A35204001001L10C0C0CE600000Q107F3FCC004CB2 Redlight Pony Accessory Code: 066CC66D0C000C066CC66066CC66066CC6604E8FBAFFFF8C066CC66066CC66066CC66066CC66
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    My chull? I knew chulls were valuable as pack animals, but I didn't know they were that versatile transportation-wise. Oh, and something else I missed. I very strongly agree that Eugene should be kept chaotic and rulerless, unless a player character manages to seize power over the course of the game.
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    It seems lately the Question thread's moving at breakneck speed any time when I'm not around. So here are a few responses of mine: Celebrate me passing ten thousand posts? I'm flattered, but given most of those posts were me padding the Question thread, I think bloating this planning thread of ours to the utmost is the perfect celebration of our combined wordiness. While Lightwards could come to fit the clinical symptoms of Hidey's Disease, I'd hesitate to actually include the disease in the roleplay proper, for fear of coming across as making light of this serious subject. How long as Arnold Schwarzenegger been opposed to the Dark Alley? I am currently in the process of designing a Redlight pony. Anything I missed?
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    First my post count... what's next? Will you surpass me in upvotes also? Do you intend to take everything away from me, TwiLyghtSansSparkles? Though I suppose I should be congratulating you too. So with that in mind... congrats.
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    Woohoo! I have over ten thousand posts to my name! It's not as many as TwiLyght, but it's still pretty impressive... right?
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    Though really, it's mainly because I think they make me look cool.
  10. Kobold King
    So... Funtimes' TV series would basically be Firefly, but twelve times more fabulous? "Peaceful planet." In the Oregon Galaxy? How little you know, Captain Sperry.
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    Loosely prioritizing Vondra in The Dalles, but anything's possible at this point. So here's a question in the same vein as fantasy!Oregon... if Funtimes, Lucentia, and other characters were given their own starships to command in a sci-fi setting, what would they do with them?
  12. Kobold King
    Indeed it is, Edgedancer. In other randomness... My brother came to me yesterday to tell me he'd just seen Snowdrop, a beautiful fan-made MLP video about a blind pegasus who's unsure how to help her fellow ponies with her disability handicapping her. It's a beautiful video. But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make one of the worst jokes in my entire life. Apologies to everyone.
  13. Kobold King
    Reader makes snotty comment about Conan's parents, then takes a sip of wine. Conan pummels Reader into a pulp for bringing wine into the library. Reader gets fired. Conan gets promoted.
  14. Kobold King
    "Hey baby. If I could rearrange the Dewey Decimal System, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." "That's... that's not how the Dewey Decimal System works." "Why don't we talk about it over dinner?"
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    And that's even before he starts recommending weight loss and skin care books to all the women who walk in the door.
  16. Kobold King
    Would it help you make up your mind if I told you he poured the water on top of an open book?
  17. Kobold King
    "Please, Ms. Sparkles. Help yourself to some water." * pours water until the cup overflows * "Oh dear. Do you need help with that?" "Nope, I'm fine. I always give 110%."
  18. Kobold King
    You? Sound like a blathering idiot? There are no words that can properly convey my doubt at that prospect, so here's a skeptical pug.
  19. Kobold King
    Mistborn: Birthright confirmed. Right after Half-Life 3.
  20. Kobold King
    I shot her a PM before the guards could shoot her anything meaner.
  21. Kobold King
    I'm not sure if Calamity is more sympathetic knowing he's a Sky High fan, or less.
  22. Kobold King
    Words of Radiance spoilers:
  23. Kobold King
    And yet, strangely awesome... Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go tell Elsa why her character's about to be gunned down six steps away from her cell.
  24. Kobold King
    That's the problem with being sapient beings. Sapience doesn't put us above the animals like a lot of people think it does--all it does is fill our minds with bizarre thoughts and concerns that overshadow the basic compassion and loyalty that animals can feel relatively unimpeded. Glad laughter is helping you get through this. If you need to talk, you know where to find us.
  25. Kobold King
    Dogs are simple creatures. That's not a bad thing, though--it just means they're purer creatures than we are. Simple constructs of love and devotion and caring. We'd do well to emulate them. I hope you start feeling better--it sucks that you feel this way. Is there anything we can do to lift your spirits?
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