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  1. Kobold King
    I love you all, but TwiLyght's the one I know the best. And she's awesome. Favorite city?
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    If they keep it up I'll have to add a new clause to the pact. "Thou shalt not concoct ways to make us suffer for your perverse avian amusement."
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    Either sandals or my broad-brimmed hat. Probably the hat. Favorite type of fruit?
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    Evil? I believe we've made our pact with them quite clear: We will give you free shelter; We will protect you from all predators that wander onto the farm, to the best of our ability; We will supply you with abundant food and water; We will care for you when you're sick; In return for us taking care of you in every conceivable way, you will allow us to eat your eggs. Not the eggs you want to incubate; we will always allow you to hatch those and raise them the way you see fit. We're only interested in the daily eggs that you lay and abandon. The eggs that would rot if we didn't pick them up and eat them. I don't like to throw the word "ingrate" around lightly, buuuut....
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    'Twas kidding. I'm the one who got them out, with a long shovel and a prayer that I wouldn't have to come closer. Unfortunately we weren't sure how old the eggs were, so they went to the dogs and to the cats. The spot is ringed with cacti, but there are a couple of gaps at ground level that a small, clever chicken can squeeze through without getting pricked. Why they like laying their eggs in such dire places is beyond me.
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    The life of a chicken farmer has many trials and tribulations, often centered around the chickens themselves and their unusual egg-laying habits. Fortunately for me, the life of a chore-delegating chicken farmer's brother is packed with all the worst trials and tribulations.
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    You know you're a Sanderfan when your real name and your Shard name become interchangeable in your mind. Sometimes in my dreams... my family members call me Kobold.
  9. Kobold King
    Glasscanons are the best headcanons.
  10. Kobold King
    Toss up between Doctor Who and My Little Pony... DW has more potential, but I more consistently enjoy episodes of the ponies. What's your favorite website? (If it's the 17th Shard, include your second favorite too. )
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    So do mine. The worst is that all cat activities sound the same. The sound of cats making love is nigh identical to the sound of cats being devoured by coyotes.
  12. Kobold King
    We're talking about the Portland thread, about the character with childcare-related powers named Mommy. I once read the entire Portland thread, and it only took me one day! I had to take longer than that catching up on my sleep and food requirements, and the thread was only half its current size at the time, but I did it.
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    I suspect your brother's under the influence of a powerful and potent drug: That's what it usually is, when men bring up guns and talk about why a character should have been shot in a particular scene. Sometimes rational points are made; sometimes, it's just a veiled way of bragging about how hardcore they are.
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    I don't get people who see solving problems via shooting as a universally macho and pragmatic way to solve problems. I'm no pacifist, but I do believe non-violent means of conflict resolution should always be pursued first and foremost.
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    ...Well that's a comforting thought. But let's hope the Rosharans never discover simple image flipping tools. They could easily create dirty pictures of anyone they wanted!
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    Just be glad you weren't there when she actually posted a picture of her hand. It's a black blot of shame on the entire Oregon RP.
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    To me that just reinforces the theme of Harry's life--he's not inherently special. He's not exceptionally clever, as this image proves. He's not exceptionally talented. All he's remarkable for is his bravery, and that can push him to the point of recklessness. But that's kind of the point. He's an ordinary kid who's been marked for death by the Dark Lord himself, but he survives and even triumphs through perseverance. He's an inspirational tale; you don't have to be a genius child prodigy to succeed. All you need is a strong heart, willingness to cooperate with your friends, and a hefty amount of determination.
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    There's precedent for it in the fandom.
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    Yep, you certainly characterized her well. I believe we all got the point.
  21. Kobold King
    It is a lot of responsibility, but it sounds like you have plenty of experience and a strong determination to do a dog some good. I'm sure you'll do just fine.
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    I'm pretty sure werewolves are said to resist most spells, which is part of what makes them so dangerous. My guess is that whatever dark curse powers a werewolf's body would reject the Dreamless Sleep, either complicating the transformation and making it more painful or ignoring it altogether. That's just a guess, though; we don't know much about werewolf biology. Of course, if werewolves are resilient to most magic, then that means more wizards should be analyzing the Wolfsbane Potion to find out which component allows the magic to work. Considering the social lives of most werewolves, it shouldn't be too hard to find one willing to participate in testing, even knowing the dangers of untested potions. If they isolate the factor that allows Wolfsbane Potion to affect werewolves, then they might very well be on the track to a cure for lycanthropy. Of course, like most wizarding problems, this would never get solved unless the wizards stop exiling their problems to the fringes of society and start meeting them head-on.
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    Well, I guess tasteful nudity for the sake of art has been a time-honored tradition...
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    You can't just ask for hand pictures, though. I mean, advising her to go skinny-dipping? That's perfectly fine! Talking about her grilling burger patties on her abs while in a bikini? That's perfectly normal and totally not weird discourse! But you shouldn't encourage her to objectify herself on the Internet.
  25. Kobold King
    TwiLyght is more than a piece of meat.
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