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  1. Kobold King
    Granted. It destroys all organic matter that comes into contact with it. I wish for KnightGradient to receive the next four banes given on this page.
  2. Kobold King
    I'm only mildly ashamed to admit how much I adore that movie. Really? Huh. The Disco Ending must have been terrifying enough that I blocked out the details of it.
  3. Kobold King
    We told you to just go ahead and write it, and you were like "No way," and we were like "Yes, way," and then you were like... * is slammed into a cloning machine * I feel like we've fanonized an Epic who's in charge of Las Vegas before.
  4. Kobold King
    Oh, I definitely agree. But at the time, Funtimes was a big question mark, with very little known about her intentions. Remember, the first time I posted on the Portland thread was to make an out-of-character remark about how much she scared me. Nowadays it's very clear that such things don't interest her. Although, it'd be interesting in a morbid sort of way to speculate whether Funtimes would go down that route if her corruption became absolute. After all, her intentions towards Nathan aren't entirely innocent--the passionate snogging on the street proves that. She's still a woman with hormones and desires underneath all of that glitter, after all.
  5. Kobold King
    Well, for a time... ...It looked very much like you were heading in that direction, and I fully expected it. It wasn't until considerably later that we saw that Funtimes craved intimacy but not... lovemaking. There was ample time for strange shipper interpretations, is what I'm saying.
  6. Kobold King
    That's why I pushed it under the table, duh! ...I'd only actually post Funtimes/Nathan love scenes that raise unsettling implications about their relationship, like the wholesome shipper I am.
  7. Kobold King
    * slides Funtimes / Shiny Sparkle erotica under the table and out of sight * Mission accomplished.
  8. Kobold King
    At which point the RP stops looking like literature and more like the bad slash-fics one finds on Deviantart and Fanfiction.net. Also, another Vondra Deathwish in the same vein as the first.
  9. Kobold King
    On the opposite note, Vondra Deathwish.
  10. Kobold King
    What's the difference between Nighthound and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had supporters.
  11. Kobold King
    The worst thing about burning fossil fuels is that we should be burning Nighthound instead.
  12. Kobold King
    Is he a lieutenant for the City Guard that always leads their assaults? Because I think he should lead all City Guard assaults.
  13. Kobold King
    "FOOOOOORRRRRR AAAAANNNNNNNA--" * bang * "Hey commander, where do you want this Disney princess? She's slightly perforated. With bullets."
  14. Kobold King
    She's edited her post so that Elsa's starting an escape attempt, but hasn't completed it. I'm trying to get her to add a part about the Guards ordering her to cease.
  15. Kobold King
    Is this not badchull enough for you?
  16. Kobold King
    But... I thought CorpseMaker looked like Peter Capaldi.
  17. Kobold King
    Every man has a price for subservience, Altermind has discovered. For some, that price is money. For others, that price is power. For still others, it is luxury. For Lightwards, that price was a permanent illusion that makes him look like a Doctor Who actor.
  18. Kobold King
    Or, you know. Tell us what to expect sometime in the preceding nine months.
  19. Kobold King
    I dreamed I was congratulating TwiLyght on the Good Day thread for having given birth to a small child. I woke up wondering whether she had a son or a daughter. This proves something I'd already suspected. I need to get out more.
  20. Kobold King
    Every glittery matter manipulator thinks that, before they stumble across their first redheaded David Tennant look-alike. Things I learned from this comic: Redlight is a sadist Deathwish floats like a bubble You can rotate image vectors in the SSCS6000 Also, Edgedancer's hilarious, which I already knew.
  21. Kobold King
    Do we mean "like"... ... or "like like"?
  22. Kobold King
    "Jeez. I give you godlike superpowers, and all you can do is complain about your disfiguring facial scars? Talk about whiner babies, am I right?"
  23. Kobold King
    My pleasure, ma'am. I take it you prefer me coming up with short catchphrases as opposed to punching you in the stomach? On the other hoof hand, it'd be a pretty unique twist to have the superpower virus give infected individuals horrific facial scars that make them easily recognizable on sight.
  24. Kobold King
    "Smack your lips or smack the receptionist. She'll hate you the same either way." How's that? Er, yeah... about that...
  25. Kobold King
    Yeah, the smallpox article on Wikipedia has some pretty gruesome images. Disable pictures in your browser before doing any research, kids. I'd offer to come into your dealership and set a positive example for your customers by doing so, but I realize: I'd be a terrible friend for doing so; I like you too much to actually punch you in the stomach; It wouldn't really set a good example for anyone if they think I'm insane; You live in Arizona and it's a long walk there from Texas; I'm probably a terrible friend for even coming up with this idea in the first place. So yeah. I think I'll just stick to sympathy.
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