Kobold King

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[laughing like a loon]
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he/him
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Interests
Sciences, especially zoology. At times he has kept a birding journal of the avian species he has encountered.

Books; fiction-wise, he prefers speculative fiction from great authors such as Brandon Sanderson, Robert Heinlein, James White, and H. G. Wells.

Marvelous movies and television programs such as "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Doctor Who."

Space. Spaaaaaace.

Delusionally referring to himself in the third person.

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Kobold King

I'm feeling inexplicably furious about everything around me. I guess I'll spend the day typing up long rants about random things.
- October 12, 2015
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2. Kobold King
  
  IN MY DAY FOLKS MADE PENCILS WITH INTEGRITY. AND I'M ONLY EIGHTEEN. THAT'S HOW FAST PENCIL MANUFACTURING IN THS COUNTRY HAS GONE DOWNHILL.
  
  October 14, 2015
3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
  
  Oooh! Oooh! Cheese graters!
  
  October 14, 2015
4. Kobold King
  
  I don't really have a beef against cheese graters. Except that only about half of them actually do their job, and the rest are so blunt you've got to practically shove the block of cheese through them with your brute strength. And then the cheese gets all smushed from your hands and the grater itself is a devil to wash, when the whole mess could have been avoided just by making a cheese grater that's ACTUALLY SHARP ENOUGH TO GRATE CHEESE...
  
  October 14, 2015