Kobold King

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[laughing like a loon]
Pronouns
he/him
Location
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Interests
Sciences, especially zoology. At times he has kept a birding journal of the avian species he has encountered.

Books; fiction-wise, he prefers speculative fiction from great authors such as Brandon Sanderson, Robert Heinlein, James White, and H. G. Wells.

Marvelous movies and television programs such as "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Doctor Who."

Space. Spaaaaaace.

Delusionally referring to himself in the third person.

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Kobold King

What if a pregnant woman became an Epic?
- April 15, 2015
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2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
  
  One who forbids his daughter from eating grapes because there are Roman frescos of nude gods eating them? Yeah, sure....whatever you say...
  
  April 18, 2015
3. Kobold King
  
  "No daughter of MINE is going out wearing that!"
  
  "...It's a sweater with a pattern of a reindeer on it, Dad."
  
  "And are reindeer not the most morally bankrupt of hoofed mammals? What kind of image do you want to project to the world: that of a decent, virtuous young woman, or one of a reindeer-worshipping HARLOT?!?"
  
  April 18, 2015
4. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
  
  "They made a reindeer into a kid's movie, Dad. A couple of kid's movies."
  
  "THE MORALS OF OUR NATION'S YOUTH ARE DEGRADING BEFORE OUR EYES!"
  
  April 18, 2015