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I'd say that I'd post them daily next week, but next week will wrap up the book anyway on the normal schedule. Um um um this is the understatement of the millennium. Understatement of the eon.
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You're welcome to join regardless. You know you want that ultimate power and awesome titles.
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She already said yes. Or at least was Hemalurgically compelled to do so. Fantastic. You shall be an excellent Lord of Chaos. Am I to interpret this that you are joining the Lords of Chaos? Ranks will come soonish. The Lord Ruler must decide how to do them properly. I think we can have special titles for each Lord/Lady if desired, separate from the official ranks. Let me think on this.
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I will get you a roster, I think, after it stops rapidly expanding. Give it a few days or a week.
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!!! That is amazing.
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All are attracted to more powerful factions. It is inevitable. This is, of course, acceptable. No one expects evil waffles. All that chaos! Lady Wilson. You are now inducted into the Lords of Chaos. In your case, Lady of Chaos. All new members will find invincible axes for beheading in your suites in the Palace. Cutlery is provided for all who wish to cook and devise evil recipes to thwart our enemies, and delicious recipes for us to feast upon when we are victorious. Which is always. And today, I invite all of our allies and our glorious Lords and Ladies of Chaos into the Palace for our victory celebration over the Newcagoans. The avatar has been changed. We have won. "But Chaos," you ask, "I wanted to wipe the Newcagoans from the face of the planet." Patience, new followers of Chaos. Their time will come when they least expect it, as Chaos generally goes.
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Thank you, Lady Delightful. It appears you can see reason after all. As such, Lords of Chaos, vacate the Newcago Court. We have won. The Great Avatar has ended up with us, of course, victorious. But Newcagoans. We will be watching you. We are not friends. We are enemies still. And war will return to your peace-loving ice people soon enough, and my coalition will be stronger than you can ever imagine.
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Our heroes reach the center of the Plains and confront the Voidbringers today on Splintercast. Tensions ramp. The battle begins. And Kaladin makes a realization that will change everything. -
Writing Excuses Anthology title: "Shadows Beneath"
Chaos replied to masaru's topic in Cosmere Discussion
Masaru! Thanks for help on this great scoop You are now immortalized on the main page. -
War is Coming (WAR ENDED STOP POSTING HERE)
Chaos replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Technically, I have my own fleet: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/8681-current-factionsguilds/page-8#entry147816 -
Immediately, I heal from the wounds. "Hah. Adorable. Spikes, eh?" With an incredible flaring of brass, I Soothe Swimmingly. Meanwhile, the axe reforms from mist in Joe's hands.
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The Writing Excuses Anthology with Sixth of the Dusk is Called "Shadows Beneath"
Chaos commented on Chaos's article in Brandon and Book News
Wow, great catch, rhandric! I have updated the article. -
"Silly Joe. We use axes to behead our foes." I summon an axe, and bestow it upon Joe.
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"You do, my apprentice." "Do you really think bullets will do anything to me, Swimmingly?" I give a harsh Steelpush on the nailgun.
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The Writing Excuses Anthology, containing stories from all the Writing Excuses podcasters--Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Howard Tayler, and Mary Robinette Kowal--will be called Shadows Beneath. Intrepid 17th Sharder masaru discovered it via Googling "writing excuses anthology". It is not for sale yet, but it should be out July 3rd For cosmere fans, this is of interest because it will contain the cosmere story Sixth of the Dusk. An early excerpt from the story was unlocked during the Words of Radiance Shardhunt, and can be found here. We also know that the Shardworld where it takes place is called "First of the Sun". Other stories, which we suspect are in it because they were all brainstormed on Writing Excuses are:Mary's, with a tidally-locked moon, Dan's military fantasy called I.E.Demon (not totally sure about this one), and Howard's. Again, we're not sure these are the stories that will be included, but it does seem like a reasonable guess. The formal announcement should clear things up. Pricing will be $25, and you can get it either signed, or signed and personalized, like all books from Brandon's store. It's not certain whether it can be signed by the other Writing Excuses team. Thanks masaru and WeiryWriter for critical research for this! -
Well, you better quickly learn the art of war, Elsa, if you wish to survive...
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Creating chaos, of course! Despair! War! All shall come to pass!
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Hah, good. I would not want to avoid sowing discord so soon...
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War is Coming (WAR ENDED STOP POSTING HERE)
Chaos replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
You think you can resist the strength of the Lords of Chaos, the Pirate Monkeys, the mighty Feathertips, the Wafflesworn who come to my side, and your rapidly dwindling numbers from your Court? Allies of Chaos! You shall be rewarded greatly for your allegiance. You cannot dream of the rewards I can grant. -
So you surrender so quickly?
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Feathertips and Featherblades! You have been summoned at my side to fight in a grand battle against the Newcagoans. You are to show your allegiance in the war thread or Kredik Shaw, the Lords of Chaos thread.
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I sneer at your "most organized" clan. Bah. Order. I am the incarnation of chaos. Order will always fall to entropy. It has already begun, like the beginning of a great avalanche. You know where your heart lies: in power and victory. I require your services at once. You know what you must do. I am the cruel one, Elsa. And you shall be destroyed or subjugated. It is the way of things. Two may not have the same avatar. It is one of the Ancient Laws. Do not worry. We shall give you a trial of fire. See above about my comment about fire, my young Lord of Chaos. Newcagoans! Join me, to victory. You will be still allowed your worship of your former queen, when she comes under our banner. I am a kind ruler. It would be unwise for you to refuse this offer.
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Hemalurgic abominations! (I mean, more abominable than my usual Hemalurgic abominations!) Fight under our banner. If you do not swear fealty to the Lords of Chaos, there will be war. I will graciously allow you to operate autonomously if you do. I am a generous Lord Ruler.
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Welcome, Kobold King, O Bold One, to the Lords of Chaos. You shall find that induction to this all powerful guild is not just power, but truth. Finish your hockey games with the fools you have abandoned. Destroy them. Sow chaos. Then, bring others to our cause. We have a very early lead, and we must continue the dominance before we strike. Hello, GreenMonsta. Old rival. I think we can come to an accord. But if you betray me, retribution will be swift. However, that is no reason not to have a good working relationship, yes? I'm sure we can be great allies. Good... good. You have already done well, my apprentice, with creating the war thread. We have already sown such chaos. Newcago is helpless. Fantastic. GreyPilgrim, your old lord summons you. Join me. Swear your allegiance to me, and you shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Excellent, Ashiok. You will be a fine Lord of Chaos. You see, Elsa, how quickly your servants betray you for your betters? You are hopeless. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You and Delightful have dared to use the same avatar. If you surrender, we will be generous to the prisoners of war. EDIT: I will soon be editing the main post with our allies and our Grand Army. As an FYI, we are also enemies of the traitorous Caton of Inquisition. They have used Hemalurgy without my divine authorization, and do not fight under our banner. They must be removed.
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This man knows his stuff.
