The cult of the stick

[Immortal Platypus]

6 hours ago, Wittles said:

*inhales* *exhales*

*grabs pitchfork and torch*

*gives everyone one of each*

*angry mob activates*

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

*extinguishes the tourch* why is the stick on fire?!

psst. the torch wasn't lit. He just needed a stick to go after them with

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

6 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

psst. the torch wasn't lit. He just needed a stick to go after them with

Good good. Ginger must fall for stick to rise 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*scrambles in with powdered ginger falling from my hair like snow*

”Guys, GUYS! I just went and infiltrated the cult of the gingers! The6 gave me cookies and discussed attacking y’all. And… that’s pretty much all the info I got.”

[aetherbound he/him]

On 4/18/2024 at 3:18 PM, Wittles said:

*inhales* *exhales*

*grabs pitchfork and torch*

*gives everyone one of each*

*angry mob activates*

*sets the torches on water*

*gives everyone a razor*

*angry mob intensifies*

"We must destroy the gingers, who have forsaken our lord stick for the fire! WE ARE A STICK!"

On 4/23/2024 at 9:12 AM, WhyEverNot_8 said:

*scrambles in with powdered ginger falling from my hair like snow*

”Guys, GUYS! I just went and infiltrated the cult of the gingers! The6 gave me cookies and discussed attacking y’all. And… that’s pretty much all the info I got.”

"You didn't... eat the cookies, did you?"

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Uhhhhh…

yea I ate them

is that a problem?

[Wierdo he/him]

*Peacefully eating fries off to the side, knowing that I may still be partially associated with the ginger cult because of my hair, but I denounced it because the leader doesn't like fry sauce*

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

On 4/30/2024 at 3:08 PM, Wierdo said:

*Peacefully eating fries off to the side, knowing that I may still be partially associated with the ginger cult because of my hair, but I denounced it because the leader doesn't like fry sauce*

*Pats Wierdo on the shoulder*

“Here’s our family Ginger. He’s friendly and he denounced the cult because like he said, the ‘leader’ doesn’t like fry sauce”

[aetherbound he/him]

*hands him hair dye so we don't accidentally attack one of our own*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Slides on knees through door (using Abrasion)*

"Hyper, reporting for duty!"

*Salutes*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I only read up to page 6... but,

I AM A STICK

AS AN OFFERING I GIVE MY DEVOTION TO THE ALMIGHTY STICK FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME

Also, is the Cult of the Stick at war with the Cult of the Gingers too??

Edited July 2, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
shoot, i forgot stick

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I only read up to page 6... but,

I AM A STICK

AS AN OFFERING I GIVE MY DEVOTION TO THE ALMIGHTY FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME

Also, is the Cult of the Stick at war with the Cult of the Gingers too??

Cult of the Brunette/Brown/Black haired people is a sub-cult of the Cult of the Stick. The Stick is brown, after all. The Gingers represent fire, and thus are at theological opposition to the Cult of the Stick.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 7/2/2024 at 4:04 PM, BlueWildRye said:

Cult of the Brunette/Brown/Black haired people is a sub-cult of the Cult of the Stick. The Stick is brown, after all. The Gingers represent fire, and thus are at theological opposition to the Cult of the Stick.

alr, that makes sense... the only problem is that I have black hair...

still, I stand by my word!

I am a stick.

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I am a stick? I am a stick.

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I am a stick.

I am a stick.

I am a stick.

Edited July 3, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[LightRinger he/him]

On 7/2/2024 at 1:06 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 

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I am a stick? I am a stick.

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Hmmmm….

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times, my life is forfeit. Amen.

I am happy to spend my 200th post pledging an oath to the Stick!

Spoiler

200 posts!! WHOOOO!

 

Edited July 10, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shardlighter, lights holy stick on fire*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, Hyper129 said:

*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shardlighter, lights holy stick on fire*

1. you can't set the Stick on fire

2. TRAIIIIIIITOR

[Hyper129 He/Him]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

1. you can't set the Stick on fire

2. TRAIIIIIIITOR

I was never part of the cult of the stick it doesn't count

If I can't burn it them I shall consume it

*eats stick*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

18 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

I was never part of the cult of the stick it doesn't count

If I can't burn it them I shall consume it

*eats stick*

You get set on fire and the Stick remains unharmed.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 7/1/2024 at 3:15 PM, Hyper129 said:

*Slides on knees through door (using Abrasion)*

"Hyper, reporting for duty!"

*Salutes*

On 7/10/2024 at 4:41 PM, Hyper129 said:

I was never part of the cult of the stick it doesn't count

You sure fooled me. 

YOU WILL PAY

Spoiler

Also, WHY can't the emojis just align??? ARRRRRGGGHH

 

Edited July 31, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

I offer this to our God The Stick

*pulls out a bead of lerasium*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Yayyy, another member!

Rejoice!

The Stick shall rule all, and those horrendous Gingers shall soon be vanquished!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*walks in*

it feels like everything in here is lowkey on fire and idk what's happening 

[Immortal Platypus]

30 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*walks in*

it feels like everything in here is lowkey on fire and idk what's happening 

no. none of it is on fire. The Stick would never allow such things.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

no. none of it is on fire. The Stick would never allow such things.

would the stick allow lowkey on fire though? 

[Immortal Platypus]

19 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

would the stick allow lowkey on fire though? 

no. that's still on fire