Popular Post blad3mast3r he/him Posted June 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Q: What do you do after the everstorm hits? A: avoidbringers! so yeah, thats it. feel free to add jokes/rage at me for my terrible sense of humor. 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinxed he/him Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Pity upvote 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King he/him Posted June 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 What do you call an impolite Parshendi? Bad-form. I'll be here all night, folks. 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 This could go in the cosmere puns thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowspren he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Even a Shardbearer couldn't bear these bad jokes... so Sadeas was trying to get rid of Dalinar and his family... in other words he was trying a Kholin cleanse 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What do you call a manic depressive Knight Radiant who keeps his manic phase spending sprees under control? A Splurgebinder. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ccstat he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Q. What dessert do you eat after a highstorm? A. Crem Brulee 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What do you call a Surgebinder getting dragged behind an airplane? A Kite Radiant 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What do you call a brightly lit evening? A night radiant. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swimmingly he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What do you call someone in Shardplate with white boots, a black helm, and various shades of grey in between? A Knight Gradiant 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What do you call a female ent in shardplate? A Knight Lady-ent 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dihatimus Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 A shardbearer lost his plate boots during a de-sole-ation. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhargreaves he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 A Herald, a chull and a one-armed Herdazian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "is the setup for some kind of a joke?" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Come on guys we need to Invest our time better. A student paid his teacher for a year book, in change she gave him a dunn diamond sphere, later he ran into some friends who saw he was angry. "What's wrong?" They asked. "Oh nothing, Miss Joanne just gave me a bad mark" 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) Walter was troubled. He was so bad, Sadeas couldn't have him in the guard anymore, so he put him on a bridge crew. The first bridge run, the crew got hit by tons of enemy fire. The bridge went down right on Walter. Good thing though, because Sadeas' archers were able to shield themselves behind the bridge. A young archer, on his first gem run. He was scared! A grizzled old archer says, "I'm on you side, when times are rough, and pain is all around. Like a bridge over troubled Walter." Edited June 5, 2014 by Cstryon 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 How many Lightweavers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to draw the lightbulb on the ground, one to draw it in the socket, one to make an illusion of it in the socket, one to argue the ethics of lightbulb production with an Elsecaller, and one to convince a passerby to change it. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Q: what do you call a grove of sharp, soul-cutting trees? A: A shard-glade! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 (For the Orange is the new Black fans) (Great show BTW) A chicken and a farmer walk into a bar... ...And so the chicken says "Dude, he's not a rockbud, he's fourth nahn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senick67 he/him Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Q what do you called a track team. A Windrunners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOUTAGOD he/him Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 " Dude Where's my Chull?! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Why did the chull fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second chull fall out of the tree? It was lashed to the first chull. Why did the third chull fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall down? It thought it was a chull. How did the chulls get up in the tree? Nobody knows. . . 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Where did the chulls find a tree? Nobody knows that either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Why did everyone think the Chull was unpleasant to be around? It was a bit crabby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Imagin if Tarangavian had a wife like Frozone from the Incredibles did. "Honey, where are my syringes? I need to take the life of an innocent child." "I-I put 'em away." "Where is away?" "Why do you need to know?" "Roshar is in danger!" "My evening is in danger!" "It's for the greater good!" "The greater good?! I am your wife! I am the 'greatest good' you're ever gonna get!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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