Sharder One-Liners

[NerdSandwich she/her]

A game my cousins and I play

Oh I miss my cousins
I actually had friends there bc we were all insane.

[GG0z He/Him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

A game my cousins and I play

Oh I miss my cousins
I actually had friends there bc we were all insane.

What game involves eating legs?!?!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

It's called Juicy Chicken Leg

Believe it or not it involves eating legs.
Dang I wish I had family on here it would be so embarrassingly funny.

Still trying to get my sister to read the next few chapters of Mistborn.

[GG0z He/Him]

7 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

It's called Juicy Chicken Leg

Believe it or not it involves eating legs.
Dang I wish I had family on here it would be so embarrassingly funny.

Still trying to get my sister to read the next few chapters of Mistborn.

She still hasn’t??

[NerdSandwich she/her]

She's deterred by the fact that her completely insane friendless sister likes it.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

She's deterred by the fact that her completely insane friendless sister likes it.

Books can be liked by all

[NerdSandwich she/her]

True
And I think she would like it if she actually read it.

[GG0z He/Him]

5 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

True
And I think she would like it if she actually read it.

Bribe her?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

That's what I did for the first three chapters.
What do I have to bribe her with anyway?
I get 20 minutes of video games every two days and I don't like giving that up, really.

Oh here's one of her quotes (she doesn't have many)

"WHAT?!! NO WAY!! I SWEAR I KILLED HIM ALREADY NO NO NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN [insert my name here] WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND KILL HIM!"

Edited 17 hours ago by NerdSandwich

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

That's what I did for the first three chapters.
What do I have to bribe her with anyway?
I get 20 minutes of video games every two days and I don't like giving that up, really.

Oh here's one of her quotes (she doesn't have many)

"WHAT?!! NO WAY!! I SWEAR I KILLED HIM ALREADY NO NO NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN [insert my name here] WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND KILL HIM!"

What game?

I only play video games on the weekends, and I give it up, usually

I probably already asked this, but younger or older. From the context, I’m guessing younger

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Hogwarts Legacy

And Mario Kart

That is the extent of the [redacted] family video game knowledge

Besides my dad

He was a gamer

And naturally he doesn't want us to turn out like him.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Hogwarts Legacy

And Mario Kart

That is the extent of the [redacted] family video game knowledge

Besides my dad

He was a gamer

And naturally he doesn't want us to turn out like him.

Mhm… not fun. I have some Wii games, and some Xbox 2 games because of my dad.
 

I mainly play Minecraft and Hollow Knight

[Deception He/Him]

I swear some sharders really are not fully sane.

"I have a toe. It isn’t mine. Does anyone want it?" - @Through the Living Wrath

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Deception said:

I swear some sharders really are not fully sane.

"I have a toe. It isn’t mine. Does anyone want it?" - @Through the Living Wrath

Wrath least of all you should know this

Dont even get me started on itirSp or any of the others

One of my best friends was sleeping in class while we were meant to be reading. It’s like dead silent and he randomly raises his head and says “ladies and gentlemen: you’re bald” and puts his head back down

with some people there never really in context to remove in the first place 

[Deception He/Him]

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're bald" - @ChipsAHoid

I had to ok?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Deception said:

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're bald" - @ChipsAHoid

I had to ok?

Wish I were creative enough to have been the one to have said that