KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted April 20 Posted April 20 "heheheheh i nuked a sentient planet" - @CoderDrag0n8 1
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted April 20 Posted April 20 "MY EVERY THOUGHT IS NOT SEXUAL YOU HORNY CAT" – @Through The Living Glass
SpartanBrigade He/Him Posted April 21 Posted April 21 3 minutes ago, Vielence said: “Thank Fourth Wing” - @SpartanBrigade "Ornaments are the severed noses of Rudolph's family." - Mippo 2
Vielence She/Her Posted April 21 Posted April 21 17 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said: "Ornaments are the severed noses of Rudolph's family." - Mippo WAIT when did he say that??
___ He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 On 4/21/2026 at 11:19 AM, SpartanBrigade said: "Ornaments are the severed noses of Rudolph's family." - Mippo You weren't even there "it's now all slimy and feels icky to hold" - @SpartanBrigade 2
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 This wasn't on the Shard, but I just ended up saying "I think the preschoolers are performing a demonic ritual" 1
Verdance he/him Posted April 23 Posted April 23 “Well we still have three at once! Plus a magic POTATO being!” - @Through The Living Star 1
Vielence She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 3 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said: "CONGRESS" - @Vielence, 2026 What did I do to you Spartan 1 hour ago, Conure1243 said: This wasn't on the Shard, but I just ended up saying "I think the preschoolers are performing a demonic ritual" Ah yes well they very well might be
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 23 Posted April 23 16 minutes ago, Verdance said: “Well we still have three at once! Plus a magic POTATO being!” - @Through The Living Star ... dang it. I've been trying to keep myself from having any quotable quotes since I got quoted two days after I joined the Shard. Well, too late for that now. "Meanwhile, in another sector of the cosmos, the great Meat War is being fought between the Ground Beef, Sky Chickens, and Aquahogs. Upon hearing of the news that a new, dark archangel, Éntrius, has been born, the Sky Chickens send an envoy to the Church of the POTATO to seek aid in the war." - @Verdance 1
Fizz9 Posted April 23 Posted April 23 (edited) "I turn into a demon..." -@Fizz9 Edited April 23 by Fizz9
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 24 Posted April 24 "The thread was so peaceful, until we summoned an ancient Potato God. Three, actually." - @Conure1243
Factor She/Her Posted April 26 Posted April 26 I don’t think I’m particularly good at finding people’s quotes, so… ”I pull a gun out and shoot Star. She said she wanted to die a fourth time!” - @Fizz9 “Now I need to bring out the list of Cults/Churches I've accidentally started/joined” - @Conure1243 “staggers towards the POTATOpotato, spots the ribbon on the ground instead, whistles as I start to die” - @Through The Living Star
Vielence She/Her Posted April 28 Posted April 28 "The universal experience of men is being terrified of women or just too idiotic to be terrified of women" - @Kansas Stormcursed, 2026 3
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 28 Posted April 28 The last post loses is literally just fueling 80% of the One-Liners right now. I think we should be concerned 2
Vielence She/Her Posted April 28 Posted April 28 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: The last post loses is literally just fueling 80% of the One-Liners right now. I think we should be concerned hold on Imma go see lol
Verdance he/him Posted April 28 Posted April 28 2 hours ago, Vielence said: "The universal experience of men is being terrified of women or just too idiotic to be terrified of women" - @Kansas Stormcursed, 2026 Wait it’s not a lie wisdom can come from the internet
Vielence She/Her Posted April 30 Posted April 30 “I do recommend thinking, as a general policy" -@Chaos -no I’m not pinging him I like my head attached 3
Conure1243 He/Him Posted April 30 Posted April 30 Now I have a choice. Listen to Chaos, or be too lazy to change anything about my life! 1
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 1 Posted May 1 "Star dies because death can't not actually happen without Star dying and no one else." - @Fizz9
Fizz9 Posted May 1 Posted May 1 Just now, Through The Living Star said: "Star dies because death can't not actually happen without Star dying and no one else." - @Fizz9 Tis GLORIUS! "Kill me then you die!" - @Fizz9
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