A Game of Godly Intrigue

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, eltruT said:

Ash gives goat a flat look. "Do you happen to know what fourth wall means? If not, I'm not very inclined to explain it to you."

"I don't... um... Hey, you! ( @Channelknight Fadran ) You wanna explain it?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said:

"I don't... um... Hey, you! ( @Channelknight Fadran ) You wanna explain it?"

"Uhh... the fourth wall is a thing that prevents you from knowing that you're secretely a roleplay character being controlled by a person sitting behind a laptop or an iPhone."

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Uhh... the fourth wall is a thing that prevents you from knowing that you're secretely a roleplay character being controlled by a person sitting behind a laptop or an iPhone."

... "oh"... "wait a minute! This is a good thing! It means I can be lazy and I don't actually have to do anything! hold up, I am going to make a race that follows the fourth wall soon"

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said:

... "oh"... "wait a minute! This is a good thing! It means I can be lazy and I don't actually have to do anything! hold up, I am going to make a race that follows the fourth wall soon"

"Oh, no, you still have to do things. You just don't have a choice in what things you do."

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Oh, no, you still have to do things. You just don't have a choice in what things you do."

"I don't need to think about it though. Also, how about we don't tell the citizens this secret? and we should not talk to each other about it since it may have bad consequences..."

[Channelknight Fadran]

6 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

"I don't need to think about it though. Also, how about we don't tell the citizens this secret? and we should not talk to each other about it since it may have bad consequences..."

"You're still thinking. You're still you; you're just being controlled."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered if he should share his version of wall theory.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

X wondered if he should share his version of wall theory.

"who is this who has the power over bold?"

and yes please.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X explained how each character was part of the soul of the Author, and how the fourth wall was what prevented that piece of soul from connecting the rest.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

11 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

X explained how each character was part of the soul of the Author, and how the fourth wall was what prevented that piece of soul from connecting the rest.

"huh. That is interesting."

[Goob he/him]

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First. Ahh, that got way too orderly way too quick.
Second, I find it funny that it's the god of air, a notoriously unlawful thing, that's making the laws and not the literal god of justice. 

Third...

Suddenly, a voice from the sky appears and says,
"Hey. Stop breaking the fourth wall and getting all meta. It's hard to repair the Wall and even harder to get Metastains out of my carp- I mean, out of your world. Also, who let X in here? Was it you, jerry...?"
The voice seems to slowly fade away.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

24 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said:

Suddenly, a voice from the sky appears and says,
"Hey. Stop breaking the fourth wall and getting all meta. It's hard to repair the Wall and even harder to get Metastains out of my carp- I mean, out of your world. Also, who let X in here? Was it you, jerry...?"
The voice seems to slowly fade away.

"I will take it upon myself to defend the wall at all costs... I am no longer the god of laziness and now am the god of the defense of the wall... and laziness" (if allowed)

(wait, doesn't defending the wall break it in the process?")

[Tacitus]

4 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

(wait, doesn't defending the wall break it in the process?")

that's the challenge in it.

31 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said:

I find it funny that it's the god of air, a notoriously unlawful thing, that's making the laws and not the literal god of justice. 

I blame Mr. Goat.

[Turtle they/them]

47 minutes ago, AmazingGoob said:

Suddenly, a voice from the sky appears and says,
"Hey. Stop breaking the fourth wall and getting all meta. It's hard to repair the Wall and even harder to get Metastains out of my carp- I mean, out of your world. Also, who let X in here? Was it you, jerry...?"
The voice seems to slowly fade away.

"How does a voice appear?" 

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Ok, ok, I've finally decided what Ash looks like: She looks like a honorspren, with short hair and an actually real steel sword and belt. 

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

33 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said:

that's the challenge in it.

I blame Mr. Goat.

why do you blame me! I am too lazy to see what I did...

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

X explained how each character was part of the soul of the Author, and how the fourth wall was what prevented that piece of soul from connecting the rest.

"Yeah, I think I agree with this wall theory."

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

Ren flies into the air, "I HOLD COUNCIL WITH NONE BUT BE REST ASSURED I WILL BRING GOOD TO THE WORLD," he booms out

[Tacitus]

1 minute ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Ren flies into the air, "I HOLD COUNCIL WITH NONE BUT BE REST ASSURED I WILL BRING GOOD TO THE WORLD," he booms out

"Those sound suspiciously like the words of a tyrant. A tyrant with subjects that don't know better than to follow him."

This god might pose a problem. Good to the world? T'kalr wasn't convinced.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

4 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Ren flies into the air, "I HOLD COUNCIL WITH NONE BUT BE REST ASSURED I WILL BRING GOOD TO THE WORLD," he booms out

"Where is everyone gaining the ability to bold?"

[Turtle they/them]

1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said:

"Where is everyone gaining the ability to bold?"

"The computer." 

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

He quiets this time, "I am no tyrant, I have no place in the governance of my people I give and still I have not asked for army of their own. I will never take an army from the people of Renaria no but the Black Swarm will come and death shall come with them."

[Chasmgoat he/him]

"ah, TESTING" "huh."
When is the next round?

[Tacitus]

Just now, eltruT said:

"The computer." 

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I love how it keeps looping back to this.

 

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

4 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

"ah, TESTING" "huh."
When is the next round?

"In the far lands beyond time and space known as metagaming"

[Turtle they/them]

7 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

He quiets this time, "I am no tyrant, I have no place in the governance of my people I give and still I have not asked for army of their own. I will never take an army from the people of Renaria no but the Black Swarm will come and death shall come with them."

"I vote No to whatever this death thing is. Now... where was I? Oh yeah, capture the flag."