the fellowship of the thing The Fellowship: Seasonal! (Retired)

[Condensation she/her]

Aria put away the costume sadly. "Wait - does that mean it's time for Christmas?!"

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Yes, she is that kind of person.

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"No. Thanksgiving first! We get to eat lots and lots of food!"

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran muttered something about still recovering from last year.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"You're recovering?? Clearly I didn't stuff you enough last year. Gonna have to do better this year."

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Grr."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Queen laughed maniacally

[Condensation she/her]

Aria shook her head. "No, Thanksgiving is about thanks and being grateful and telling people you love them. And hand turkeys."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"And being very thankful for all the food you stuff yourself with."

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

"And being very thankful for all the food you stuff yourself with."

"Like the pies!"

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"Exactly!"

[Condensation she/her]

"Except also hand turkeys."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"Waitwaitwait hear me out. Hand turkeys on the pies."

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Enter turned on Jingle Bells before pausing it about two seconds in. "Just so everyone knows, this is a Thanksgiving song, so you're not allowed to get mad at me," he said before turning it back on.

[Channelknight Fadran]

"And 'idk' isn't an english word, but people consider it as one." Fadran replied. "What I'm saying is we don't care. Turn it off."

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"But I don't care that you don't care and before you say that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care you should know that I don't care about that either!" He turned on a different version that replaced everything with the sound of turkeys.

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I don't know if this is an actual thing, but I hope it is.

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"Jingle bells is technically a Thanksgiving song. But so is Simple Gifts, and no one considers that Christmas, so how about we play that instead?"

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"But I want to listen to this to protest that everyone thinks of it as a Christmas song!" The turkeys started singing.

[2EmLee2]

EmLee turned into a turkey.

[Enter a username]

"Hey, save that for the next time someone wants to turn this off!"

[2EmLee2]

"Glob, globbleobble! Glor, globbleobb gloor gloobble.*"

*Translation: "Oh, not again! Also, Enter, please turn the song back on."

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"But I never turned it off!"

[2EmLee2]

"Globbleorb! Globbglobbbgloorb!*"

*Translation: "Turn the kind with words back on, not the turkey version. The turkeys have terrible pitch. And I would know, seeing as I'm a turkey."

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"Just one second..." The turkeys started singing the song with exactly the notes that were written.

[2EmLee2]

"Globble gllobb. Gllob gloobbb globleobleoble? Gloorb, lobbl globbb lob globble-globble.*"

*Translation: "That's better. But do you know how to turn me back? Last time, I only turned back the day after Thanksgiving."

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"I have a Soulcaster fabrial, but that would probably just turn you into a pile of blood and/or meat."