Single Pringles, Not Ready to Mingle

[Immortal Platypus]

well, I mean... they did do something... they got a partner/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/the-other-terms-for-it. And explosions are fun. But some of them are nice!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Getting a partner isn't something against us, though.

And there are plenty of other things to explode.

[Cash67]

As a not single pringle who loves explosions, this is true regardless of who you're with

On 5/8/2023 at 11:17 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

And explosions are fun.

 

23 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

And there are plenty of other things to explode.

Where to begin.....

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/8/2023 at 10:20 PM, DramaQueen said:

Getting a partner isn't something against us, though.

And there are plenty of other things to explode.

i mean... it could be.

sure. suggestions?

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Uhhhhh

...anything that doesn't hurt people or cause fear, stress, or worry in anyone's life?

[That1Cellist he/him]

8 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Uhhhhh

...anything that doesn't hurt people or cause fear, stress, or worry in anyone's life?

Sooo how about we explode other, uninhabited, far away planets?

I bet that would be satisfying.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, That1Cellist said:

Sooo how about we explode other, uninhabited, far away planets?

I bet that would be satisfying.

That may cause stress in someone's life.

Like, personally, I think uninhabited, far away planets are really cool and I would be quite upset if one was destroyed, even if it never affected me.

And, honestly, how would you know it's uninhabited? Signs of life on other planets might be very different from signs of life on ours, so it's possible that we would be totally unable to ever really know if a place is inhabited or not.

[Tea Leaf]

1 hour ago, That1Cellist said:

Sooo how about we explode other, uninhabited, far away planets?

I bet that would be satisfying.

Disassemble Mercury and use it to build a dyson sphere around the sun!

[That1Cellist he/him]

4 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

That may cause stress in someone's life.

Like, personally, I think uninhabited, far away planets are really cool and I would be quite upset if one was destroyed, even if it never affected me.

And, honestly, how would you know it's uninhabited? Signs of life on other planets might be very different from signs of life on ours, so it's possible that we would be totally unable to ever really know if a place is inhabited or not.

That's a fair point, actually. I love thinking about other potential forms life could take that we might not even notice or think about. It's really amazing, actually.

And yes, of course, planets are very cool. So maybe we shouldn't blow anything up because it might be impossible to not stress people out with their sudden. unexpected nonexistence.

How about small, silent, pretty looking explosions that you can hold in your hand and don't hurt or damage things?

Edited May 10, 2023 by That1Cellist

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

8 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

That's a fair point, actually. I love thinking about other potential forms life could take that we might not even notice or think about. It's really amazing, actually.

And yes, of course, planets are very cool. So maybe we shouldn't blow anything up because it might be impossible to not stress people out with their sudden. unexpected nonexistence.

How about small, silent, pretty looking explosions that you can hold in your hand and don't hurt or damage things?

That works too

Or you could blow up, like, an old basketball that no one cares about.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

Disassemble Mercury and use it to build a dyson sphere around the sun!

YES DYSON SPHERES!!!

[That1Cellist he/him]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

That works too

Or you could blow up, like, an old basketball that no one cares about.

Oh that's true I should have thought of that.

I just didn't want to scare people with the noise.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

3 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

Oh that's true I should have thought of that.

I just didn't want to scare people with the noise.

You could do it in a soundproof room or on the fourth of July when everyone's exploding fireworks.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

On 5/8/2023 at 11:00 PM, DramaQueen said:

Woah woah woah no exploding people, the not single pringles did nothing to deserve such violence

They found someone to love them. Therefor, they must explode. The end.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 minutes ago, Potato's Wit said:

They found someone to love them. Therefor, they must explode. The end.

It's not fair to want to end someone else's happiness just because they found something you didn't.

Everyone is seeking happiness, and if everyone also tried to keep everyone else from receiving happiness, this would be a very depressing world.

It's like catching crabs. Once you've caught two, they won't be able to get out of the bucket because they'll never let the other one get out first, they'll always tear each other down, so neither of them get freedom. No one wants to live like that.

Edited May 10, 2023 by DramaQueen

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

It's not fair to want to end someone else's happiness just because they found something you didn't.

Yes, but we're evil! But fineee, we'll just explode uhh.... toenails?

[Immortal Platypus]

no, there's probably some weirdo that likes them. I bet we could just explode things without anyone noticing and they wouldn't care.

*distant explosion noise*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

We could set a nuke off in the middle of Nevada. I'm sure that the government wouldn't mind. After all, they set nukes off in the middle of Nevada. So it's fine!

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

We could set a nuke off in the middle of Nevada. I'm sure that the government wouldn't mind. After all, they set nukes off in the middle of Nevada. So it's fine!

Nevada owns barely any of Nevada. It's almost all owned by the government. Nevada owns less than 1/4 of Nevada and I find that hilarious.

[Wittles he/him]

2 hours ago, That1Cellist said:

Nevada owns barely any of Nevada. It's almost all owned by the government. Nevada owns less than 1/4 of Nevada and I find that hilarious.

Seriously??!! That's absolutely amazing XD

[Tea Leaf]

7 hours ago, Potato's Wit said:

They found someone to love them. Therefor, they must explode. The end.

Um... romance is hard enough without having to worry about physical explosions on top of the potential emotional one that is coming out.

[Immortal Platypus]

31 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

Um... romance is hard enough without having to worry about physical explosions on top of the potential emotional one that is coming out.

welp. that is unfortunate for them  now they have to.

[That1Cellist he/him]

15 hours ago, The Last Fæ said:

Um... romance is hard enough without having to worry about physical explosions on top of the potential emotional one that is coming out.

Emotional and mental explosions!

My favorite!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

On 5/11/2023 at 9:52 AM, That1Cellist said:

Emotional and mental explosions!

My favorite!

Isn't that what school is?

[That1Cellist he/him]

8 minutes ago, Potato's Wit said:

Isn't that what school is?

No...

School is emotional and mental exhaustion and pain. There's a difference. It can lead to the explosions, but it is not the explosions in and of themselves.