Siren's Call: an RP

[Condensation she/her]

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My gosh.

Cadenza rolled her eyes. "Wow, I need to get you a dictionary."

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto said:

"What is shoot?"

One of the soldiers grumbled seemingly to himself, "could give him a demonstration."

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Cadenza rolled her eyes. "Wow, I need to get you a dictionary."

"What is a dictionary?"

1 minute ago, The Ookla's Guard said:

One of the soldiers grumbled seemingly to himself, "could give him a demonstration."

"What is a demonstration?"

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This is going to get annoying. I really do need a dictionary.

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Just come on." One of the soldiers said. "Into the boat."

[Wind he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"Just come on." One of the soldiers said. "Into the boat."

"What is a boat?"

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"Just come on." One of the soldiers said. "Into the boat."

"Lloyd... just follow me." Cadenza(wait where's the boat) sighed.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Lloyd... just follow me." Cadenza(wait where's the boat) sighed.

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The boat's on the water.

Duh.

 

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Lloyd... just follow me." Cadenza(wait where's the boat) sighed.

The masked man looked slightly puzzled at Lloyd, but reframed from asking any questions as he led to soldiers back the way that he came.

[Wind he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Lloyd... just follow me." Cadenza(wait where's the boat) sighed.

Lloyd follows her confused. "Am I supposed to know these things?"

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto said:

Lloyd follows her confused. "Am I supposed to know these things?"

"Yes, but it's all right. You'll learn them again." Cadenza followed the soldiers back to the boat.

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Yes, but it's all right. You'll learn them again." Cadenza followed the soldiers back to the boat.

As Lloyd got on the boat he looked around. "Where are we going?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto said:

As Lloyd got on the boat he looked around. "Where are we going?"

"We're going to take you into questioning."

[Wind he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"We're going to take you into questioning."

"Gotcha, what am I supposed to ask?"

[Condensation she/her]

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

Spoiler

The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance.

You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, Condolyssa Blackburn, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide.

So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money.

As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler would have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan.

Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket.

Thus, Khan's incredibly embarrassing, albeit successful, incident is now humorously referred to among his fellow con men as the "greatest con ever botched," which is far less mentally demanding than what it was formerly referred to as, which was the "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" con.

 

 

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"We're going to take you into questioning."

The masked man nodded, "near the temporary HQ, we'll be able to get everything straightened out there."

[Wind he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Ookla's Guard said:

The masked man nodded, "near the temporary HQ, we'll be able to get everything straightened out there."

"So I can learn there?"

[Vapor she/her]

Aryanna tried to stand up, keeping her broken leg off of the ground.

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Aryanna tried to stand up, keeping her broken leg off of the ground.

The masked man took note of this, then he gestured for one of the soldiers to help Aryanna walk.

@Ookla the Channelknight

[I Am A Fish he/him]

52 minutes ago, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"Project Eleven was a success. I'm not Janice anymore. You can call me Trace."

Kane fingered his pistol's trigger. "Do you wish to prove your worth?"

[Condensation she/her]

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Oh right, Kade shot at people. Whatever happened to that? Looks like I got shot in the thigh... hmm.

Cadenza began to limp as the adrenaline wore off and she felt the pain of her bullet wound.

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Aryanna tried to stand up, keeping her broken leg off of the ground.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Cadenza began to limp as the adrenaline wore off and she felt the pain of her bullet wound.

"Hold up... Tim, John. Go get some stretchers for these two."

7 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Kane fingered his pistol's trigger. "Do you wish to prove your worth?"

"I was afraid you might ask that. Should we take this outside?"

 

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"Hold up... Tim, John. Go get some stretchers for these two."

"Sergeant, call ahead and tell them to get medics ready for our arrival. Tell them we have wounded."

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, The Ookla's Guard said:

"Sergeant, call ahead and tell them to get medics ready for our arrival. Tell them we have wounded."

"Yessir." He marches off to go find the radio.

[Wind he/him]

"Are we close?"

[Condensation she/her]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Channelknight said:

"Hold up... Tim, John. Go get some stretchers for these two."

"No, I'm fine."