Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 4 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: Where did you get this? I like our homemade food better. WTWTTSW Watching a movie? Rosebud was his sled. WTWTTSW sacrificing a lamb to Apollo?
Through the living jeff he/him(straight) Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 You’re lucky I’m doing this! WTWTTS at a fancy restaurant with Government officials at the next table over.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 Anyone up for a Guy Fawkes Day reenactment? I’ve got a whole lotta gunpowder. WTWTTS when you are calling in sick to skip work.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 Sorry boss! A time-travelling version of my future self just showed up at my apartment and told me that I'm destined to cause the end of the universe, so I think I'm gonna need some time off. When plotting to poison the queen
Lunamor she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 Why’s this apple taste so funny? WTWTTS when petting a dog?
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 This is the weirdest parrot I’ve seen WTWTTS when you forgot to study for a test?
Lunamor she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 Time to pull the fire alarm! WTWTTS when applying for a job?
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 "Your benefits include defense lawyer fees, right? Like, just in case I get accused of embezzlement or murder or something ridiculous like that." WTWTTS when making Thanksgiving dinner?
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 If I cook the Turkey at twice the temperature, it will take half the time. WTWTTS after getting fired?
Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 When can I come back? WTWTTSW serving food?
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 "Don't mind the hair" WTWTTS in a movie theater
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 (edited) “Turn off cell phone? Like, what does that even mean? Nobody does that! What kind of dork actually turns off their cell phone?” Said very loudly. WTWTTS while playing a concert? Edited January 21, 2024 by Ravenclawjedi42 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 21, 2024 Posted January 21, 2024 …anyone in the audience know how to tune a piano? WTWTTS when filming a tv show?
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 21, 2024 Posted January 21, 2024 “See you ‘round the clubs.” when you’re drawing someone?
Lunamor she/her Posted January 21, 2024 Posted January 21, 2024 You mind if I change your nose a bit? I want my painting to look pretty. WTWTTS when talking to someone with headphones on?
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted January 22, 2024 Posted January 22, 2024 just, talking to someone with headphones on in the first place. wtts you met a JRPG protag.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 22, 2024 Posted January 22, 2024 Bad hair day, huh? WTWTTS when dancing with someone?
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 22, 2024 Posted January 22, 2024 “It sucks that I wasn’t able to dance with [other person] but at least I can dance with you, and you’re almost as good.” …when your friend’s hair catches on fire?
Lunamor she/her Posted January 22, 2024 Posted January 22, 2024 I’ll get the marshmallows! WTWTTS when fishing for compliments?
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted February 5, 2024 Posted February 5, 2024 roast them with an insult that hoid would be proud of. you're a hedgehog now.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5, 2024 Posted February 5, 2024 Group hug!!! WTWTTS when trying to bribe a politician?
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