Selecting the Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[+Doomstick he/him]

I’m voting for whoever doesn’t put their campaign ads literally everwhere (Shane on you Fish)

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, The Last Post said:

I’m voting for whoever doesn’t put their campaign ads literally everwhere (Shane on you Fish)

You cannot have my shane.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Just now, The Last Post said:

I’m voting for whoever doesn’t put their campaign ads literally everwhere (Shane on you Fish)

*a man named Shane sits on I am a fish*

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

And yet you say we are incapable of freeing ourselves?

The capabilities of one are not the capabilities of another. I promise equal rights and opportunity: I cannot grant anyone more skill, intelligence, or personality than they already have. When I say they are incapable, I mean that the world will not allow for a fish to free itself.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

The capabilities of one are not the capabilities of another. I promise equal rights and opportunity: I cannot grant anyone more skill, intelligence, or personality than they already have. When I say they are incapable, I mean that the world will not allow for a fish to free itself.

So you're saying that fish are not as skillful, intelligent, or have as good personalities, as humans.

Those are the words of a fishist, my friends.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

So you're saying that fish are not as skillful, intelligent, or have as good personalities, as humans.

Those are the words of a fishist, my friends.

I said I can't grant anyone more skills, intelligence, or personalities. I did not specify that fish were somehow lesser than humans. The only way in which they are "beneath" the humans is in their representation: I can fix that. I can bring rights to those who truly deserve it.

[revelryintheart she/her]

wow it's gonna be a real plot twist when @I Am A Fish reveals himself as a human.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

I said I can't grant anyone more skills, intelligence, or personalities. I did not specify that fish were somehow lesser than humans. The only way in which they are "beneath" the humans is in their representation: I can fix that. I can bring rights to those who truly deserve it.

And I can't?

That's the implication.

Why can't I?

Is it because I'm a fish? 

[dannnex male]

I’m literally eating tuna right now 

so, yeah, probably fishist.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

And I can't?

That's the implication.

Why can't I?

Is it because I'm a fish? 

It is precisely because you are a fish. There simply aren't enough decent people out there to let a fish bring himself his own rights. I wish to be an intermediary between the mediums.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I really wish there was a way to mute threads

[dannnex male]

Just...don’t follow it?

[I Am A Fish he/him]

 

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

It is precisely because you are a fish. There simply aren't enough decent people out there to let a fish bring himself his own rights. I wish to be an intermediary between the mediums.

Hmm....

That's what you say.

But the election will decide that.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

Hmm....

That's what you say.

But the election will decide that.

Indeed it shall.

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

When, incidentally, is the election?

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, BreezeCauthon said:

When, incidentally, is the election?

Either tomorrow, the day after, or the day after that.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Indeed it shall.

Yes,

All the Fishists will vote for @Danex 

And the non-fishists will vote for me.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

Yes,

All the Fishists will vote for @Danex 

And the non-fishists will vote for me.

I'm non-fishist, and you can expect me to vote for myself.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I'm non-fishist, and you can expect me to vote for myself.

Good, it would be sad if you didn't get one vote.

Besides for your internal fish biases, you are a nice human being.

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

Yes,

All the Fishists will vote for @Danex 

And the non-fishists will vote for me.

A false dilemma! Let us not fall into the trap that the US political system has fallen into. There are more options than two.

I, a fishist, am not voting for Danex.

[dannnex male]

Being fishist is a good thing, fish meat is more ecologically friendly than beef, pork, or fowl. Fish is the future of meat.

[dannnex male]

Just now, BreezeCauthon said:

A false dilemma!

*false dichotomy 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, BreezeCauthon said:

A false dilemma! Let us not fall into the trap that the US political system has fallen into. There are more options than two.

I, a fishist, am not voting for Danex.

The only path to redemption is voting for a fish.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Frustration]

50 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

 

Although I appreciate the gesture, perhaps causing frustration is not the best way to gain me votes. I only frustrate those who deserve it, and my friends only deserve it sometimes. Now is not one of those times. I will still be your champion, but I will mainly just cause frustration on The Game And Its Losers.

Bold,

Slight bits of Frustration leaking through, very well.

*Kills Microbes*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Frustration said:

Bold,

Slight bits of Frustration leaking through, very well.

*Kills Microbes*

It's ok @Frustration I'm sure somebody appreciates you, like Odium?