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[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

huh

well theres a bunch a different definitions, and it's all confusion

All i know is that Eldritch Gods can't do either, and I am their god.

So I am canonically the god of Eldritch Gods

You mean you are an Outer God King?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, Verdance said:

You mean you are an Outer God King?

Nah

Those losers are below me, ya get?

Im an Awakener, God of Outer Gods, Transcendent, Traveler of Paths, Weaver of Stories, and above all else, a Kim Dokja.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

57 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

Wrong. Firebending's better. 

. . .gay?

amortal? 

Nay

[Aeoryi she/her]

don't worry about it

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

Wrong. Firebending's better. 

. . .gay?

amortal? 

Now that is a hot(HEHEGE joke) and false opinion

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

9 minutes ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

Now that is a hot(HEHEGE joke) and false opinion

Nah im right. *lightning-bends your ass*

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Nay

yay. *lightning-bends your ass too*

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Like immortal but can be stabbed to death

old age = never

and also, fire bending is secondary to air bending obviously

Cool! Thanks. 

Also, nah fire's better

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nah im right. *lightning-bends your ass*

yay. *lightning-bends your ass too*

Cool! Thanks. 

Also, nah fire's better

*Just redirects it back at you*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

17 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nah im right. *lightning-bends your ass*

yay. *lightning-bends your ass too*

Cool! Thanks. 

Also, nah fire's better

*conducts with with metal straight into your eye*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

26 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nah im right. *lightning-bends your ass*

yay. *lightning-bends your ass too*

Cool! Thanks. 

Also, nah fire's better

No but

Air Bison!

And 100% chance to get bending

Fire bender is the second least likely bending type.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

24 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*Just redirects it back at you*

*reredirects back* can other non avatar benders redirect lighting? I thought it was only a firebender thing.

7 minutes ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

*conducts with with metal straight into your eye*

...like, is the metal touching my eye!? Ewwww 

*redirects it back at you*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*reredirects back* can other non avatar benders redirect lighting? I thought it was only a firebender thing.

...like, is the metal touching my eye!? Ewwww 

*redirects it back at you*

Yeah just Fire Benders who train for it

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No but

Air Bison!

And 100% chance to get bending

Fire bender is the second least likely bending type.

Which is part of why its so cool! Also: DRAGON

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*reredirects back* can other non avatar benders redirect lighting? I thought it was only a firebender thing.

...like, is the metal touching my eye!? Ewwww 

*redirects it back at you*

Yes it is *uses massive stone wall so it gets conducted into the ground and then breaks the wall into millions of tiny pieces that hurtle at you at millions of miles an hour*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Which is part of why its so cool! Also: DRAGON

By that logic, Earth benders are cooler because they have the least likely chance of getting bending.

And Dragon is a good point, I would just feel disapointed if I got to the fire nation, didn't get bending, and got stuck with a pretty tyranical government

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*reredirects back* can other non avatar benders redirect lighting? I thought it was only a firebender thing.

...like, is the metal touching my eye!? Ewwww 

*redirects it back at you*

Objection: I don't relate to this universe. I have a cross-style set of skills and am not beholden to the actions of one style, nor am I fully able to inflict each style for the sake of powerbalancing

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

Yes it is *uses massive stone wall so it gets conducted into the ground and then breaks the wall into millions of tiny pieces that hurtle at you at millions of miles an hour*

Ah. 

As the kids say, fu**

*fire-jets my ass outta there*

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

By that logic, Earth benders are cooler because they have the least likely chance of getting bending.

And Dragon is a good point, I would just feel disapointed if I got to the fire nation, didn't get bending, and got stuck with a pretty tyranical government

Yeah earthbenders would win, and are a very close second for me, if not for lightningbending and dragons. 

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Objection: I don't relate to this universe. I have a cross-style set of skills and am not beholden to the actions of one style, nor am I fully able to inflict each style for the sake of powerbalancing

First, you can use the motions of any style with your bending to be more dangerous and diverse, second, just become the avatar. 

Also we get dragons. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ah. 

As the kids say, fu**

*fire-jets my ass outta there*

Yeah earthbenders would win, and are a very close second for me, if not for lightningbending and dragons. 

First, you can use the motions of any style with your bending to be more dangerous and diverse, second, just become the avatar. 

Also we get dragons. 

I don't want a dragon, too overplayed

I want an effing falcon

Earthbending is my favorite fs, firebending close second

And very very true; I fully plan to just collect martial arts like pokemon

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Which is part of why its so cool! Also: DRAGON

Oh and also I do think that waterbenders are just cooler

I mean, besides Immortality in Earth bending, Water bending has 2 of the most OP bendings

Blood bending (I stop all blood in your body, almost instant death) and Spirit Balancing (Let me just remove your soul rq)

Besides those, Earth Bending has Immortality, Seismic Senses, and Metal Bending

Air has the (kinda mid) Flight and (pretty cool) Astral Projection

But Fire has Combustion Bending and Lightning Bending

Earth benders get mole-rats (pretty fire), Water benders look at the sky (eh), Air Benders get Air Bison (HECK YEAH), and Fire Benders get friggin dragons (SUPER DUPER COOL)

but in general, by that logic, Earth Bending just has too many upsides

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ah. 

As the kids say, fu**

*fire-jets my ass outta there*

Yeah earthbenders would win, and are a very close second for me, if not for lightningbending and dragons. 

First, you can use the motions of any style with your bending to be more dangerous and diverse, second, just become the avatar. 

Also we get dragons. 

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I don't want a dragon, too overplayed

I want an effing falcon

Earthbending is my favorite fs, firebending close second

And very very true; I fully plan to just collect martial arts like pokemon

Wait can I just be a spirit

CAN I BE THE DRAGON

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I don't want a dragon, too overplayed

I want an effing falcon

Earthbending is my favorite fs, firebending close second

And very very true; I fully plan to just collect martial arts like pokemon

Cool cool. I can respect that. 

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh and also I do think that waterbenders are just cooler

I mean, besides Immortality in Earth bending, Water bending has 2 of the most OP bendings

Blood bending (I stop all blood in your body, almost instant death) and Spirit Balancing (Let me just remove your soul rq)

Besides those, Earth Bending has Immortality, Seismic Senses, and Metal Bending

Air has the (kinda mid) Flight and (pretty cool) Astral Projection

But Fire has Combustion Bending and Lightning Bending

Earth benders get mole-rats (pretty fire), Water benders look at the sky (eh), Air Benders get Air Bison (HECK YEAH), and Fire Benders get friggin dragons (SUPER DUPER COOL)

but in general, by that logic, Earth Bending just has too many upsides

Wait can I just be a spirit

CAN I BE THE DRAGON

What about hybrid bending types like lava mud and cloud?

Also. Wouldn't it make sense for lightning to be the hybrid between fire and air? And if its not, what is?

Also, is blood bending literally moving your blood? I always thought of it as more symbolic than that, as like the inverse attitude-wise to healing with water. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Cool cool. I can respect that. 

What about hybrid bending types like lava mud and cloud?

Also. Wouldn't it make sense for lightning to be the hybrid between fire and air? And if its not, what is?

Also, is blood bending literally moving your blood? I always thought of it as more symbolic than that, as like the inverse attitude-wise to healing with water. 

It should be the hybrid

If bloodbrnding literally moved your blood, your capillaries and arteries would just burst and you'd bleed out internally

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

For me it’s Earth, Water, Air, Fire

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

For me it’s Earth, Water, Air, Fire

*le gasp* blasphemy! Fire last!? 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

For me it’s Earth, Water, Air, Fire

The anti-Avatar

Edited April 23 by Kansas Stormcursed

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*le gasp* blasphemy! Fire last!? 

Uh duh?

 

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

The anti-Avatar

Hehehe

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

Uh duh?

 

Hehehe

But fires the best!!

Fire earth water air. Correct order. Hands down.