Certified Gay Disasters

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

ANTI AIRCRAFT ARTILLERY.

Bro made his first post in the gay thread being

ANTI AIRCRAFT ARTILLERY

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Bro made his first post in the gay thread being

ANTI AIRCRAFT ARTILLERY

yup. sums me up in three words

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

School is so school… but I hate homophobes

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

School is so school… but I hate homophobes

what happened?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Shatter said:

what happened?

This stupid guy is teasing me a lot over two things one is that I wore a dress once last year and he got a picture of it and has been sending it to everyone, the other is that according to most people at my school I’m gay (I’m not) but he bully’s me for that too, he’s so stupid and I hate hom

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

This stupid guy is teasing me a lot over two things one is that I wore a dress once last year and he got a picture of it and has been sending it to everyone, the other is that according to most people at my school I’m gay (I’m not) but he bully’s me for that too, he’s so stupid and I hate hom

Go to the vice-principal. That is cyberbullying and is something he can be suspended for. Stand up and be strong.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

This stupid guy is teasing me a lot over two things one is that I wore a dress once last year and he got a picture of it and has been sending it to everyone, the other is that according to most people at my school I’m gay (I’m not) but he bully’s me for that too, he’s so stupid and I hate hom

I typically would not advise this

But SIDE KICK

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

This stupid guy is teasing me a lot over two things one is that I wore a dress once last year and he got a picture of it and has been sending it to everyone, the other is that according to most people at my school I’m gay (I’m not) but he bully’s me for that too, he’s so stupid and I hate hom

Go to an admin
*hugs*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

21 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

This stupid guy is teasing me a lot over two things one is that I wore a dress once last year and he got a picture of it and has been sending it to everyone, the other is that according to most people at my school I’m gay (I’m not) but he bully’s me for that too, he’s so stupid and I hate hom

 

18 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I typically would not advise this

But SIDE KICK

I second Kansas, but would change it to GROIN KICK!

[Shatter He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

I second Kansas, but would change it to GROIN KICK!

and then RABBIT PUNCH. 

If you're wondering what that is, here is ChatGPT's summary.

Quote

The rabbit punch — a blow to the back of the head or neck — is the worst/most illegal move in boxing.

Why it’s the nastiest: the brainstem and upper spinal cord sit right there. A strike to that area can cause immediate unconsciousness, paralysis, catastrophic brain injury, or death.

 

Edited November 12, 2025 by Shatter

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Shatter said:

and then RABBIT PUNCH. 

If you're wondering what that is, here is ChatGPT's summary.

 

But we don't want him dead, we just want to prolong his suffering and end his bloodline here before it does anymore harm to society. 

[Shatter He/Him]

PARALYSIS

Then death afterwards

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

PARALYSIS

Then death afterwards

Tuberculosis!!! 

[Shatter He/Him]

24 minutes ago, momadrac said:

Tuberculosis!!! 

takes too long.

How about Haemophilus influenzae type b? 
 

It is a type of bacteria—not a virus. It can cause serious infections, such as:

• Meningitis (infection of the lining around the brain and spinal cord)

• Pneumonia (lung infection)

• Epiglottitis (severe throat infection that can block the airway)

• Sepsis (blood infection)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I typically would not advise this

But SIDE KICK

 

7 minutes ago, Shatter said:

takes too long.

How about Haemophilus influenzae type b? 
 

It is a type of bacteria—not a virus. It can cause serious infections, such as:

• Meningitis (infection of the lining around the brain and spinal cord)

• Pneumonia (lung infection)

• Epiglottitis (severe throat infection that can block the airway)

• Sepsis (blood infection)

 

36 minutes ago, momadrac said:

Tuberculosis!!! 

 

38 minutes ago, Shatter said:

PARALYSIS

Then death afterwards

 

59 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

But we don't want him dead, we just want to prolong his suffering and end his bloodline here before it does anymore harm to society. 

 

1 hour ago, Shatter said:

and then RABBIT PUNCH. 

If you're wondering what that is, here is ChatGPT's summary.

 

 

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

I second Kansas, but would change it to GROIN KICK!

Ha how about… all of these… at the same time…

 

1 hour ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Go to an admin
*hugs*

 

1 hour ago, Shatter said:

Go to the vice-principal. That is cyberbullying and is something he can be suspended for. Stand up and be strong.

I would except for two things 1.i live in the south mentioning I LGBTQ isn’t always a great idea 2.last year I got rly upset with him and did something mean and I don’t want him to bring that up

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha how about… all of these… at the same time…

 

 

I would except for two things 1.i live in the south mentioning I LGBTQ isn’t always a great idea 2.last year I got rly upset with him and did something mean and I don’t want him to bring that up

OoOooh! what happened? (If you don't mind me asking)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha how about… all of these… at the same time…

 

 

I would except for two things 1.i live in the south mentioning I LGBTQ isn’t always a great idea 2.last year I got rly upset with him and did something mean and I don’t want him to bring that up

Ah yeah I'm sorry
*hugs*
Break his spleen

 

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

OoOooh! what happened? (If you don't mind me asking)

*popcorn*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ah yeah I'm sorry
*hugs*
Break his spleen

 

I believe that it should be Pop his spleen. If we're being pedantic

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I believe that it should be Pop his spleen. If we're being pedantic

Fortunately we're not being pedantic

[Shatter He/Him]

6 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I believe that it should be Pop his spleen. If we're being pedantic

give him appendicitis then pop that. PURE EVIL

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Shatter said:

give him appendicitis then pop that. PURE EVIL

Ooh! Yes!.that's good.

[momadrac they/them]

34 minutes ago, Shatter said:

takes too long.

How about Haemophilus influenzae type b? 
 

It is a type of bacteria—not a virus. It can cause serious infections, such as:

• Meningitis (infection of the lining around the brain and spinal cord)

• Pneumonia (lung infection)

• Epiglottitis (severe throat infection that can block the airway)

• Sepsis (blood infection)

not google ai overview lol

[Shatter He/Him]

6 minutes ago, momadrac said:

not google ai overview lol

ChatGPT, hehe

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

 

I second Kansas, but would change it to GROIN KICK!

You see, that would typically be my response

But that's temporary pain

Side kick can snap their ribs inward and stab them

Specially if you hit the floating rib

Or just sidekick the groin and shear it off

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

OoOooh! what happened? (If you don't mind me asking)

We’re in band together and when he went to the bathroom me and all my friends poured all the spit in our instruments into his chair lol

 

i love how we’re planning his demise now and personally appendicitis sounds exactly like what he deaetves