Ask Salad Anything!

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

4 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Are you seriously so bored that you had to post 1-5 questions on everybody's AMA?

Well, it wasn’t everybody’s...

But yes, yes I was 

Edited September 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

S-salad?

Have. . . Have you read this really old book called. . . Rhythm of War? It’s like vintage or something. Have you heard of it? It wasn’t super big. 

Edited November 23, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

8 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

S-salad?

Have. . . Have you read this really old book called. . . Rhythm of War? It’s like vintage or something. Have you heard of it? It wasn’t super big. 

Y-yes? 

Rhythm of War? Don’t think I’ve heard of that one  Who’s the author?

but no, I haven’t read it yet. I’m planning on finishing the other books I’m reading first because I know RoW might take me a while

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

35 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Y-yes? 

Rhythm of War? Don’t think I’ve heard of that one  Who’s the author?

but no, I haven’t read it yet. I’m planning on finishing the other books I’m reading first because I know RoW might take me a while

Cool, was just curious, that’s all. Just curious I tell ya. . . 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

18 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Cool, was just curious, that’s all. Just curious I tell ya. . . 

Nice to meet you curious, I’m Salad! 

I’m not sorry 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

5 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Nice to meet you curious, I’m Salad! 

I’m not sorry 

Nice to meet you Caesar! I'm Bearer!

[AonEne he/him]

*sneaks in under the cover of darkness and discreetly places down a sack with an enormous dollar sign on it and a sign sticking up that proclaims there's money inside*

*lies a note on top*

Spoiler

Hello, my friend,

I do apologize for the unexpected delay; I got distracted rereading the Paradox People and forgot why I was on your page. Here is the requested amount. I hope it is to your liking, as are the results. Please feel free to call upon my services whenever necessary; I am always happy to do what I can.

Yours,

the name appears to have been scribbled out

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

[Trutharchivist he/him]

On 27.8.2020 at 11:16 AM, The Awakened Salad said:

Motivation is... umm... that thing where you feel like doing stuff... I have no idea where to get it. If you find out please let me know. 

Hello! I probably can't answer your problem here, but I find that sometimes just deciding to do something - ignoring all the parts in your mind that tell you not to do it or to delay - can work, sometimes. Not exactly a motivation, but... 

And if you want to ask everyone questions, you can try making an answer me anything thread. It didn't really work for me, but it might be worth a try.

So, a question: are there non-personal questions that you'll refuse to answer?

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

On 04/03/2021 at 10:12 PM, Trutharchivist said:

So, a question: are there non-personal questions that you'll refuse to answer?

Probably, though I can’t think of any examples, so I’d say it’s a case by case basis. 

Edited March 5, 2021 by The Awakened Salad

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

When’s the last time you hugged a dog?

Are croutons kinda like your bones?

Given the choice between losing your memory or losing both your sight and hearing, which would you choose?

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

9 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

When’s the last time you hugged a dog?

Are croutons kinda like your bones?

Given the choice between losing your memory or losing both your sight and hearing, which would you choose?

A couple of days ago 

*begins sweating* he knows too much

Aghhh Lessie don’t do this to me I can’t decide

Umm

*panics*

nope can’t choose

I’m going to be boring and not answer your question 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

NOOOOOOOO *begins to pour obscene amounts of ranch onto Salad* TELL MEEEEE

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

NOOOOOOOO *begins to pour obscene amounts of ranch onto Salad* TELL MEEEEE

*begins drowning in ranch*

Helpppfff... Truthfggglesssssssss... 

*their cries for help are drowned out as they becomes submerged* 

Edited March 23, 2021 by The Awakened Salad

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

*begins drowning in ranch*

Helpppfff... Truthfggglesssssssss... 

*their cries for help are drowned out as they becomes submerged* 

TELL ME SALAD YOUR MEMORY OR YOUR SENSES OR ILL BRING OUT THE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!

On a separate note, do you ever go skiing on the moon slopes?

[Tesh Any pronouns]

What does the weather on the moon look like today?

And what's your favorite type of cheese?

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

On 24/03/2021 at 6:56 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

TELL ME SALAD YOUR MEMORY OR YOUR SENSES OR ILL BRING OUT THE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!

On a separate note, do you ever go skiing on the moon slopes?

YOU'LL NEVER GET AN ANSWER OUT OF ME!!! *runs and hides behind Tesh*

I prefer sledding. Skiing is kinda hard when you're a salad.

12 hours ago, Tesh said:

What does the weather on the moon look like today?

And what's your favorite type of cheese?

It's raining tacos

Hmm... brie is my favourite, but mozzarella is a very close second because of how versatile it is (shredded mozzarella also makes for a very convenient snack )

Edited March 25, 2021 by The Awakened Salad

[Trutharchivist he/him]

On 5.3.2021 at 2:59 PM, The Awakened Salad said:

Probably, though I can’t think of any examples, so I’d say it’s a case by case basis. 

On 22.3.2021 at 11:54 PM, The Awakened Salad said:

I’m going to be boring and not answer your question 

Here's my answer, apparently.

It seems that I got the spike of Avren's necromancy abilities. I have no idea how, since I didn't murder him. 

Anyway, a question: what would a random person to do, if he knows your command?

(Mwahahahaha! I was bored enough to read ancient threads and find a time when you answered this question!)

[AonEne he/him]

On 8/27/2020 at 2:16 AM, The Awakened Salad said:

The fancier ones are better for decorating cakes and tarts, though. 

Do you make desserts often? 

On 12/17/2020 at 8:30 PM, AonEne said:

*sneaks in under the cover of darkness and discreetly places down a sack with an enormous dollar sign on it and a sign sticking up that proclaims there's money inside*

*lies a note on top*

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Hello, my friend,

I do apologize for the unexpected delay; I got distracted rereading the Paradox People and forgot why I was on your page. Here is the requested amount. I hope it is to your liking, as are the results. Please feel free to call upon my services whenever necessary; I am always happy to do what I can.

Yours,

the name appears to have been scribbled out

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

What was this, I can't remember