The 100,000th post wins!!!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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join with the darkness today and get 20% off all subsequent purchases from malevolent eldritch beings*

*only applies to participating beings. Offer expires after one year, or after your immortal soul is fully destroyed.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Sleepyyyyy

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[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

15 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

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join with the darkness today and get 20% off all subsequent purchases from malevolent eldritch beings*

*only applies to participating beings. Offer expires after one year, or after your immortal soul is fully destroyed.

How do I join?

1703

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Connect your soul to the darkness so it can feed on your emotion as needed.

(Then, speak in true black text.)

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[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Darkness, accept this offering of my soul!

Did it work?

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your offering has been accepted. The darkness is pleased.

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[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Spoiler

Me not wanting to be that guy to point out which page we’re on 

Spoiler

So pointing out that I don’t want to

 

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

That’s nice, Alpha.

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[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Just like how you are nice, pancakes

 

 Take that how you wish.

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[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Me wondering what page we are going to be on when we reach the 1000000th post 

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Edited June 15, 2023 by Scars of Hathsin

[The Isochronism he/him]

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Would you rather be left off on a terrible cliffhanger or

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Have a sad ending?

1712

[The Isochronism he/him]

And that's how the thread died.

The end.

99999999999

Spoiler

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[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Wow, that is a sad ending.

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ur mom is a sad ending

zing

1715

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

But this could also be a new beginning.

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[Immortal Platypus]

I WILL KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE OF INACTIVITY!!!!!!!!

1717

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I was just waiting for someone else to post. LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Double posting is acceptable past a week if you really don't want a thread to die (at least in my opinion).

Anyway.

rutabaga

1719

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I win.

1720

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Not yet, sorry.

1721

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I'm from the future, I win.

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[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Screenshot the hundred thousandth post and I’ll believe you.

1723

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Actual proof breaks the time continuum.

1724

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Then I guess the only way I’ll believe you is when we get to the 100,000th post.

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