Radiant Oaths you would swear

[Pestis the Spider she/her]

I would totally swear "I will not procrastinate". It's extremely hard to keep this promise, but Radiant powers make great motivation.

Edited August 4, 2015 by Pestis the Spider

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

I will eat all non-spiked cookies, so long as they are triple chocolate chip

[Unhinged he/him]

I will put the 17th shard before all else.

 

I will think of more oaths latter.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Actually I'M Will 

maybe next time you should make an oath TO NOT LIE

and one to learn how to not speak like a caveman

Okay, 8 things:

 

1: never listen to the number

 

3: Are you sure about that? How do you know that I am not also Will? How do you know that your perception of your identity isn't a construct of propaganda, a falsified reality of misconceptions. How do you know that this isn't part of the plan to slowly shatter the world around you and make you question the very bones of your existence? How do you know that this short facade you call "your life" is not a sock puppet show, the actors speaking different languages and the script written by neurotic monotremes with speech impediments?

Think about it.

 

0.5: I'll have you know Cryptics find me quite entertaining.

 

4.2: I've spoken with several cavemen and women and they all had perfect diction and syntax, and would quite possibly take offence at this statement. But they wouldn't make a big deal out of it, they're really quite gracious.

 

7: This is one of the oldest quotes someone has ever quoted me on. Over a year old. Alot of things have changed. I moved to a different plane of reality, I discovered a new donut joint, and I'm missing two more toes and one finger.

[Unodus he/him]

I will know, speak, and act from my own highest truth

[Blightsong he/him]

I will do what needs to be done, at my cost and the cost of others.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Look at my signature.

[Kasitor's Tanavast he/him]

Okay, 8 things:

 

1: never listen to the number

I`ve never listened to them before, I didn`t even know they could speak. Are you some sort of numbertounge?

 

 

3: Are you sure about that? How do you know that I am not also Will? How do you know that your perception of your identity isn't a construct of propaganda, a falsified reality of misconceptions. How do you know that this isn't part of the plan to slowly shatter the world around you and make you question the very bones of your existence? How do you know that this short facade you call "your life" is not a sock puppet show, the actors speaking different languages and the script written by neurotic monotremes with speech impediments?

Think about it.

How do you know I don't know what you know? how do you know that your not just a figment of my imagination keeping me company and making life "interesting"? How do you know that the 17th shard even exists? *GASP* how do we know If Sanderson is a real life fantasy author and not a japanese cricket monk writing stories on his wings (in ma brain)?

Fatebre- I mean, conscience of Will, How do you know if your not one of the actors conversing with Hoid (Another Interesting conscience of me) in different languages about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (its european, weighs 17 Quintilian pounds, with 4 elephants on its back on which lies the disc*)?

 

*I'm telling you its unladen

who knows why the monotremes wrote this script? (HAH, I DO)

and A'tuin had to go on break so thats why there is a swallow.

 

 

0.5: I'll have you know Cryptics find me quite entertaining.

what about that honour spren above, eh? What does he think of ye?

 

 

 

4.2: I've spoken with several cavemen and women and they all had perfect diction and syntax, and would quite possibly take offence at this statement. But they wouldn't make a big deal out of it, they're really quite gracious.

I don't know about you, but I can't get close enough to talk to them, they always just hit me over the head when ever I get near to them. I'm sorry for the discrimination but I don't have the best history with 'em. 

 

7: This is one of the oldest quotes someone has ever quoted me on. Over a year old.

haha, I had no idea. Btw I'm new to the forum. and.. do I get some sort of trophy? I deserve it.

 

another oath

 

I refuse to be logical in the face of adversity

I aim to be as confusing and brain bending as I possibly can

I will always take the path less traveled by

[Amrynn he/him]

I will be a stick.

I will never accept stormlight.

I will never be fire.

[duladen he/him]

I will stay true to my path, no matter how difficult the way.

I will better myself.

I will improve the lives of other, so long as they are worthy.

I will drink beer, so long as it is cold.

[gbazz4 he/him]

I will shield the weak

I will be the light against the darkness

I will save every donut from evil mouths

I will eat every cookie before it crumbles