GoWibble he/him Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Here are the top 10 wittiest characters (in my opinion) from what we've seen throughout the general cosmere: Hoid Wayne Shallan Sarene Kelsier Breeze Ham Kaladin Nazh Shai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegy he/him Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Nice idea! I don't think Kaladin, Nazh and Shai are all that witty. Lightsong and Blushweaver deserve a spot in there instead - I'd even put Lightsong on no. 4. We definitely agree on who's in the top 3 and who's no. 1 though! To many more witty Cosmere characters to come! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 1. Hoid 2. Lightsong 3. Shallan 4. Steris's prepared statements 5. Kelseir 6. Nightblood 7. Wayne 8. Siri 9. Breeze 10. Ham Edited October 8, 2019 by Karger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuatoma Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 No Jasnah? tsk tsk. She's probably 2nd. I'd consider 6th of the dusk witty too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torchwood17 he/him Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 My list is pretty similar, just the placements seem different mostly. But of course Hoid is #1, I wonder how many Cosmere readers don't place him at the top of the wittiest character list 1. Hoid 2. Wayne 3. Lightsong 4. Shallan 5. Sarene 6. Nightblood 7. Steris 8. Breeze 9. Jasnah 10. Kelsier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 36 minutes ago, Rock's Stew said: No Jasnah? tsk tsk. She's probably 2nd. I'd consider 6th of the dusk witty too. Jasnah is too awesome to be described as merely witty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paalm Tree Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Jasnah is witty when she wants to be, but usually acts professional(unlike Shallan who can literally not stop) and this makes her wit seem even better when she does lash out, because you aren't expecting it. Quote “Why, Jasnah? Why have you always denied me?” “Other than the fact that you are a detestable buffoon who achieves only the lowest level of mediocrity, as it is the best your limited mind can imagine? I can’t possibly think of a reason.” “Mediocre?” Amaram growled. “You insult my mother, Jasnah. You know how hard she worked to raise me to be the best soldier this kingdom has ever known.” “Yes, from what I understand, she spent the seven months she was with child entertaining each and every military man she could find, in the hopes that something of them would stick to you.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble he/him Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 So, I was trying to keep it to the human(oid) characters that did not have explosions of crass wittiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Do you think Denth could be in top 10 i mean he is a bad character but he was plenty witty with his I hate being mercenary stuff cant think of anyone else pretty much agree with the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble he/him Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 I guess I need to reread Warbreaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren he/him Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 20 hours ago, Elegy said: Nice idea! I don't think Kaladin, Nazh and Shai are all that witty. Lightsong and Blushweaver deserve a spot in there instead - I'd even put Lightsong on no. 4. We definitely agree on who's in the top 3 and who's no. 1 though! To many more witty Cosmere characters to come! Excuse me !!! Did u say Nazh ain't witty ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegy he/him Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said: Excuse me !!! Did u say Nazh ain't witty ??? He's grumpy if anything - I don't remember a situation of him picking someone apart like Shallan or Hoid like to do. We haven't seen much of him yet too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren he/him Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Elegy said: He's grumpy if anything - I don't remember a situation of him picking someone apart like Shallan or Hoid like to do. We haven't seen much of him yet too. He's grumpy yes , but with style. But yeah I get ur push. I really do think he's seriously witty. Maybe the Silverlight novella(s) will show that aspect of him . Hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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