Truth or Dare?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Soon."

(Within the next year, at least.)

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Find two foods that don’t go together at all, mix them together, and take a bite.

Edit: Sorry Xino, I didn’t see your post. Ene if you don’t want to do both dares I’ll retract mine and use it later.

I always want to do both dares  

Raspberry licorice and goldfish don’t actually taste awful together. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

On 2/4/2020 at 1:14 PM, AonEne said:

I dare you to find someone you don't know and give them a fist bump where you do a finger explosion afterward. 

Dare update: I'm working on it. This is so difficult

Edit: Seriously, I've been working on this one for at least a week now.

Edited February 8, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[Retrac he/him]

Someone dare me.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Jump on one foot until you successfully say the alphabet backwards.

[Retrac he/him]

This is going to take forever. I can't even say the alphabet backwards anyways. But ok.

[Retrac he/him]

Ok done. Don't have a video though sorry.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Okay, that's amazing. My hat is off to you.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

Raspberry licorice and goldfish don’t actually taste awful together. 

Interesting... Thank you contributing to my research .

Can I have a truth?

Edited February 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Interesting... Thank you contributing to my research .

Anytime

[FatherTiempo he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Can I have a truth?

Have you ever read The Annoyomancer?

 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, FatherTiempo said:

Have you ever read The Annoyomancer?

No I have not. What’s it about?

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Thank goodness. I just saw it in the Amazon store. It's a parody of Mistborn.

Edit: well, I don't know it's bad, it just looked bad.

Edited February 8, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[AonEne he/him]

Wait, I remember hearing about that - it's not an actual book, is it?

...is it?

[FatherTiempo he/him]

*Nods slowly, with great finality*

Edited February 8, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, FatherTiempo said:

*Nods slowly, with great finality*

But

how

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Well I looked it up, and I'm kind of tempted to read it now only to see what it's like. 

[AonEne he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Well I looked it up, and I'm kind of tempted to read it now only to see what it's like. 

Honestly, same...someone dare us to Edit:

Quote

Kelsey burned Tin. Tin barked in panic and wheeled to face him! “Cut it out ya’ git! Put yer lighter away!” “And you’ll set these coats afire!”

Never mind, don't dare me to read this, I don't think I could get through it.

Edited February 8, 2020 by AonEne

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Oh dear. That is arguably worse then I feared.

[AonEne he/him]

12 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

Oh dear. That is arguably worse then I feared.

There's the first chapter on this thread...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

10 minutes ago, AonEne said:

There's the first chapter on this thread...

Content aside, the writing itself doesn't really flow either, and I found it pretty difficult to stay focused. I don't think I could force myself through it, even for ironic enjoyment.

I did like the name Ferris Wheel of Ascension though.

Edited February 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

I have to agree, it's just not well-written even as fanfiction...

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Okay...that's a lot worse than I feared.

 

Edited February 8, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[+Ed Venture]

Fear the power of the Spits of Hatin’

[AonEne he/him]

I fear the Bored Ruler more. Boredom is the worst.