Hello there!

[Arcetos he/him]

Hello!

I'm a big fan of Sanderson, I'm on the way of reading all his books (almost), some I've read alreade multiple times (mistborn 5 times, stormlight archive 3 times...) and I've thought that this may be a good forum for me, if it's full of people with my passion.

Also, I've been writing and telling small stories since child, I started to create a world five years ago, and when I discovered the youtube videos about sanderson teaching, I've re-started the project with enthusiasm

We'll see each other around here

Pd: forgive me if I do any mistakes writing, I'm from Catalonia/Spain :3 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

¡Bienvenido! I’m only partially fluent in Spanish. What’s your favorite Sanderson book?

[Arcetos he/him]

Hi! So far my favourite book is "The way of kings", also "the final empire" and "Legion" were really amazing too. Which are yours if I may ask?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

That’s a hard question, but I really like Way of Kings, Final Empire, Alloy of Law, and Skyward. My favorite short story is probably Sixth of the Dusk, but Edgedancer was great too.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Hello! It's nice to have you! Enjoy you're stay, and say no to non-TUBA certified cookies.

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

Just now, Tesh said:

...and say no to non-TUBA certified cookies.

We're not actually allowed to offer cookies in the intro threads at all anymore.

Welcome, @Arcetos! It's nice to meet you! If you're interested in writing with other people on here, we've got a bunch of great roleplays, and if you're interested in playing games with words, there're a bunch of options there too. I hope you have fun here!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

9 minutes ago, AonEne said:

We're not actually allowed to offer cookies in the intro threads at all anymore.

Really? Hmm. Guess i need to see what's up in the Alleyverse every once in a while, then.

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

1 minute ago, Tesh said:

Really? Hmm. Guess i need to see what's up in the Alleyverse every once in a while, then.

Yeah, Chaos thought we were derailing the threads too much. Speaking of... Maybe we should move to a status update?

[King Aragorn of Gondor]

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, AonEne said:

We're not actually allowed to offer cookies in the intro threads at all anymore.

WHAT?!?  When did this happen?

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

Just now, Aragorn said:

WHAT?!?  When did this happen?

I am going to move to a status update so the mods don't descend wrathfully and eat me. (Also because Grammarly demons.) I'll tag you both. @Arcetos, if you're interested in what's going on, @ me and I'll explain. Sorry for the slight disturbance.

[Wander89 he/him]

Welcome to the Shard! Always good to have a new member

[Arcetos he/him]

@AonEne I don't know what that is but I'm interested!

Thank you all for the warm welcome! :3

[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

7 minutes ago, Arcetos said:

@AonEne I don't know what that is but I'm interested!

Thank you all for the warm welcome! :3

If you’re interested, then I’m definitely allowed to explain it to you.  Assuming you’re talking about cookies not being allowed here anymore... 

There once was a time some years ago, before the shadowdays of inactivity, when a group was formed around the thread People you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. This group eventually became known as the Dark Alley, and they performed many experiments in the name of science. One hallmark that they became known for was adding Hemalurgic spikes to baked goods (most notably cookies) and giving them to newcomers. This led to the rise and fall of various groups over the years trying to stop them or offering food items without Hemalurgic materials in them. One of these was TUBA, The Underground Bakers’ Association, which I call home. 

Since newcomers to the Shard were an easy recruiting or attribute-stealing target for the DA, they gave away cookies mostly in the intro threads, with a cheerful “Welcome, have a cookie!” TUBA (originally undercover as the Light Alley to hide the identities of the spies we had placed in the DA’s ranks, but that’s another story) also gave away cookies in the intro threads, usually with the warning of “Be careful about which cookies you eat, the Dark Alley’s have spikes in them.”

Still more people caught on to the tradition and warned against cookies from one guild or the other, or from all guilds, or just in general. It became a standard way of welcoming people to the Shard, and if someone’s thread didn’t already mention cookies, you could be sure somebody would bring them up. These times were known as the cookie wars - and although the name might imply enmity, don’t worry. It was all in fun, and no offense was meant by any involved. During this time, the guilds began to formalize into the roleplay that is named after the universe it’s set in - the Alleyverse. 

However, there were some people who took it a bit too far with their recruiting. Introduction threads are a place to suggest things a new Sharder might be interested in; you’ll see that up above, I mentioned we have games and RPs, which is something that often gets said. Back in the days of the cookie wars, this type of thing was more prominent, and people were likely then and are likely now to suggest specific subforums or threads where you could hang out. Offering a cookie and tacking on “by the way, there’s this fun RP called the Alleyverse, come join us if you want” was something a lot of people did, and a lot of those people included some variation of “if you do join, be sure to join THIS GUILD!” 

The Alleyverse grew larger and larger, and we’re all proud of the fun community it is today. This is due in part to the recruitment that happened in the intro threads. But certain people took this too far, and threads were sometimes completely taken over by Homeless (the name for someone who writes in the Alleyverse) talking about their guilds. This could be a bad or overwhelming experience for others, especially people who’d just joined the website, and so the admin/mod team asked the Homeless to tone it down. Most did. A few didn’t, and the rules were made stricter. 

Now no one is allowed to give cookies to new Sharders; at least not in their intro threads, as it is considered too likely to get out of hand, throw the thread off topic, or overwhelm newcomers. And thus the cookie wars ended. 

Wow, I didn’t expect to write so much! I hope that explanation answered your questions. If you still have some, please feel free to ask me, I’d love to help out. Though I may not be able to write a mini history story again. That just sorta kinda happened. 

[Arcetos he/him]

 

22 minutes ago, AonEne said:

If you’re interested, then I’m definitely allowed to explain it to you.  Assuming you’re talking about cookies not being allowed here anymore... 

There once was a time some years ago, before the shadowdays of inactivity, when a group was formed around the thread People you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. This group eventually became known as the Dark Alley, and they performed many experiments in the name of science. One hallmark that they became known for was adding Hemalurgic spikes to baked goods (most notably cookies) and giving them to newcomers. This led to the rise and fall of various groups over the years trying to stop them or offering food items without Hemalurgic materials in them. One of these was TUBA, The Underground Bakers’ Association, which I call home. 

Since newcomers to the Shard were an easy recruiting or attribute-stealing target for the DA, they gave away cookies mostly in the intro threads, with a cheerful “Welcome, have a cookie!” TUBA (originally undercover as the Light Alley to hide the identities of the spies we had placed in the DA’s ranks, but that’s another story) also gave away cookies in the intro threads, usually with the warning of “Be careful about which cookies you eat, the Dark Alley’s have spikes in them.”

Still more people caught on to the tradition and warned against cookies from one guild or the other, or from all guilds, or just in general. It became a standard way of welcoming people to the Shard, and if someone’s thread didn’t already mention cookies, you could be sure somebody would bring them up. These times were known as the cookie wars - and although the name might imply enmity, don’t worry. It was all in fun, and no offense was meant by any involved. During this time, the guilds began to formalize into the roleplay that is named after the universe it’s set in - the Alleyverse. 

However, there were some people who took it a bit too far with their recruiting. Introduction threads are a place to suggest things a new Sharder might be interested in; you’ll see that up above, I mentioned we have games and RPs, which is something that often gets said. Back in the days of the cookie wars, this type of thing was more prominent, and people were likely then and are likely now to suggest specific subforums or threads where you could hang out. Offering a cookie and tacking on “by the way, there’s this fun RP called the Alleyverse, come join us if you want” was something a lot of people did, and a lot of those people included some variation of “if you do join, be sure to join THIS GUILD!” 

The Alleyverse grew larger and larger, and we’re all proud of the fun community it is today. This is due in part to the recruitment that happened in the intro threads. But certain people took this too far, and threads were sometimes completely taken over by Homeless (the name for someone who writes in the Alleyverse) talking about their guilds. This could be a bad or overwhelming experience for others, especially people who’d just joined the website, and so the admin/mod team asked the Homeless to tone it down. Most did. A few didn’t, and the rules were made stricter. 

Now no one is allowed to give cookies to new Sharders; at least not in their intro threads, as it is considered too likely to get out of hand, throw the thread off topic, or overwhelm newcomers. And thus the cookie wars ended. 

Wow, I didn’t expect to write so much! I hope that explanation answered your questions. If you still have some, please feel free to ask me, I’d love to help out. Though I may not be able to write a mini history story again. That just sorta kinda happened. 

Holy jesus buddy! I loved every single word! Thanks for such wide, detailed and beatiful explanation  

I definetly need to get into that dark alley and take a look. I've seen that you're TUBA. I'm a bit lost now, but I hope to get to know how to find all the info and guilds and fun stories that the Alleyverse has to offer. I'm about to read the new player's guide and .

But I'm afraid I wont be able to write prose decently. I can do it in spanish and catalan, but I never did it in english.

Thanks again! That was a magnificent explanation

 

Edited September 23, 2019 by Arcetos

[Arcetos he/him]

1 minute ago, Arcetos said:

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Holy jesus buddy! I loved every single word! Thanks for such wide, detailed and beatiful explanation  

I definetly need to get into that dark alley and take a look. I've seen that you're TUBA. I'm a bit lost now, but I hope to get to know how to find all the info and guilds and fun stories that the Alleyverse has to offer. I'm about to read the new player's guide and .

But I'm afraid I wont be able to write prose decently. I can do it in spanish and catalan, but I never did it in english.

Thanks again! That was a magnificent explanation

 

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[AonEne he/him in an enby way]

19 minutes ago, Arcetos said:

Holy jesus buddy! I loved every single word! Thanks for such wide, detailed and beatiful explanation  

I definetly need to get into that dark alley and take a look. I've seen that you're TUBA. I'm a bit lost now, but I hope to get to know how to find all the info and guilds and fun stories that the Alleyverse has to offer. I'm about to read the new player's guide and .

But I'm afraid I wont be able to write prose decently. I can do it in spanish and catalan, but I never did it in english.

Thanks again! That was a magnificent explanation 

Thank you! I’m honored both that you liked it and that you want to join. You don’t have to be a great writer - there are people of varying levels of skill. It just matters that you have fun. 

I do have one thing to ask - could you maybe please not take the Lord’s name in vain? A lot of people take offense at that or see it as a derogatory term. Thank you!