The Shortest Thread

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Experience died a painful death.

Unfortunately, Jell had spent the earlier parts of her life in a violence-proof forcefield, and as even the combined efforts of multiple narrators were not enough to kill Jell then, it was completely impossible for Bowser to kill her. (Jell said anything that makes him different from other turtles.)

Well at least I have pancake powers that can NOT be taken away or destroyed, NO MATTER WHAT!

7 minutes ago, Experience said:

Pancakes??!? No! You must draw upon the superior waffles powers.

NO!!! @Experience, you fell to the dark side! Come to the light!

Edited April 10, 2020 by Guest

[NameIess]

Just now, Feruchemical Bowser said:

Well at least I have pancake powers that can NOT be taken away or destroyed, NO MATTER WHAT!

But since it wasn't in italics, Bowser had still lost all of his powers.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

But since it wasn't in italics, Bowser had still lost all of his powers.

Nooooooooo...

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Well, thats something! Good thing I still Have my Waffle Powers.

[NameIess]

Jell finished molding Bowser into a perfectly normal turtle. Then she turned towards Experience. "No more shall you argue ceaselessly over pancakes and waffles." Jell transformed all pancakes, waffles, and doughy products into one thing. Bread. It was all the same.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Jell finished molding Bowser into a perfectly normal turtle. Then she turned towards Experience. "No more shall you argue ceaselessly over pancakes and waffles." Jell transformed all pancakes, waffles, and doughy products into one thing. Bread. It was all the same.

Well, life sucks now doesn't it. Bowser made his way to the Pits of Hathsen, because life doesn't matter without pancakes.

 

[Experience he/him]

No! Experience shouted, percieving Namless' thoughts. Waffles are pancakes, but with abs.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Experience said:

No! Experience shouted, percieving Namless' thoughts. Waffles are pancakes, but with abs.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

11 hours ago, AonEne said:

Ene looked at Salad warily, wondering if she was a Ghostblood. 

Salad assured Ene that they weren’t a Ghostblood. They were just a naturally gifted assassin. No one suspects that bowl of salad in the fridge. 

11 hours ago, Nameless said:

Narrator Jell came back to life. Then assassinated Salad.

But Salad talked to Jell, and showed them how Nameless was manipulating them. 

[Experience he/him]

20 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad assured Ene that they weren’t a Ghostblood. They were just a naturally gifted assassin. No one suspects that bowl of salad in the fridge. 

Experience saw Salad talking to Ene, trying to convince them they weren't a Ghostblood. I haven't experienced enough crazyness lately, Experience thought. He wrote on a paper: Salad actually is a Ghostblood, and their mission envolves you. He then passes it to Ene.

Edited April 10, 2020 by Experience

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

8 hours ago, Experience said:

and his mission envolves you

19 hours ago, AonEne said:

Ene looked at Salad warily, wondering if she was a Ghostblood. 

I am two genders? 

(I’m not offended, I just found it funny)

Edited April 10, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Experience he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I am both genders? 

(I’m not offended, I just found it funny)

Oh. Oops. I didn't see that at all.  I'll edit it. 

Edited April 10, 2020 by Experience

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, Experience said:

Oh. Oops. I didn't see that at all.  

No, nothing to worry about . I haven’t actually told anyone my gender on this site.

[Honorless he/him]

@The Awakened Salad

[NameIess]

Jell ignored Salad. She was not being manipulated by Nameless. Nameless was watching in horror as Jell began making everything simple and orderly.

[The_Archivist he/him]

And so the world lived in terrible blandness until Archivist appeared and showed them the way of crêpes, which were not affected, for in crêpes, the dough matters not, only the extravagant amounts of chocolate you put inside inside it.

[Experience he/him]

And Experience finally experienced the most wonderful tasting thing on the planet, thanks to Archivist.

[NameIess]

Jell turned towards the Archivist. "What do we have we here?" She asked, floating forwards threateningly. "Someone  attempting  to destroy the order which I have built? What have you to say for yourself @The_Archivist?"

[Experience he/him]

Experience lends Archivist the knowledge to know how to vastly outmaneuver Jell in any verbal contest. 

[Guest]

Then Bowser went and enjoyed some crepes, for he did not want to be in the contention.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy, still devastated at losing all he loves: waffles. He Takes a few crepes, and 3 tubs of Farz Ice Cream And Hides in a closet.

[Guest]

Bowser notices Mcwafy and follows him with a few more crepes and tillamook ice cream. 

[Experience he/him]

And then Experience disappears then reappears with waffles. He then offers one the McWafy.

[NameIess]

"Did you hear that?" Nameless asked. "Almost like somebody forgot to italicize their words. Weird."

[Guest]

29 minutes ago, Experience said:

And then Experience disappears then reappears with waffles. He then offers one the McWafy.

Bowser gives Experience a waffle and some ice cream as a truce. PANCAKES AND WAFFLES ARE HEREBY DECLARED EQUAL.