The Shortest Thread

[NameIess]

Salad wasn't allowed near Jell anymore.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

“And who is to say that?” Salad asked. 

[NameIess]

Jell said that. Jell hated randomness, and was devoted to bringing order to all things.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad pointed out that randomness was fun. 

[NameIess]

Jell refused to acknowledge this and summoned two Dark Oculators to chase Salad away.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Hero is again riencarnated and has another go on th-- ..............

Hero reilizes that the Oregon Trail is gone, so instead Hero Destroyes the Dark Oculators with the Tri Force to help Salad.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Someone had used division on Elend. He was however, feeling better than ever before and subsequently used his telekinesis to chuck the anti-matter at Hero to save the dark oculators. He restored the atmosphere shortly thereafter.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

"Salad! Ruuuuuuun!"

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad was eating a pickle. Nameless’ attempts to scare them did nothing. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Few!

[NameIess]

Jell's attempt, however, caused Salad to flee in terror. Jell then decided to create the Jelly "republic" (It was actually a dictatorship.)

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Gasp*

*chortle*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad assassinated Jell. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Yaaaaaaay

[AonEne he/him]

Ene looked at Salad warily, wondering if they were a Ghostblood. 

Edited April 10, 2020 by AonEne

[NameIess]

Narrator Jell came back to life. Then assassinated Salad.

[Guest]

Then Bowser came in the room and killed everyone, because hes a freaking fire-breathing feruchemist.

[NameIess]

Bowser lost his feruchemical abilities, his fire breath, and everything that makes him different from a normal turtle. Jell turned to him, frowning. "You are nothing to a narrator. Your pathetic powers will avail you nothing. I can change reality itself. I can do anything I want to do. YOU ARE NOTHING."

[Experience he/him]

Then Experience walked in, and doged every attempt by the narrator to make him less experienced.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy was eating waffles

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Bowser lost his feruchemical abilities, his fire breath, and everything that makes him different from a normal turtle. Jell turned to him, frowning. "You are nothing to a narrator. Your pathetic powers will avail you nothing. I can change reality itself. I can do anything I want to do. YOU ARE NOTHING."

Bowser uses his amazing pancake powers to go back in time when Jell was just a baby and killed him. When he got back to his time he got his powers back because Jell does not exist. (By the way you did NOT say anything about pancake powers.)

[Experience he/him]

Pancakes??!? No! You must draw upon the superior waffles powers.

[NameIess]

Experience died a painful death.

Just now, Feruchemical Bowser said:

Bowser uses his amazing pancake powers to go back in time when Jell was just a baby and killed him. When he got back to his time he got his powers back because Jell does not exist. (By the way you did NOT say anything about pancake powers.)

Unfortunately, Jell had spent the earlier parts of her life in a violence-proof forcefield, and as even the combined efforts of multiple narrators were not enough to kill Jell then, it was completely impossible for Bowser to kill her. (Jell said anything that makes him different from other turtles.)

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Experience said:

Pancakes??!? No! You must draw upon the superior waffles powers.

Amen. A  Thousand times.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, McWafy said:

Amen. A  Thousand times.

"Y'know, I never really understood the whole pancacke/waffle thing. They're basically the same thing, just cooked slightly differently." Nameless mused.