The Shortest Thread

[NameIess]

Yes indeed! The world could not see me coming, and now I can make this world anew. 

 

The Ghanderflaffle Refugees came through the portal. The voice had told them that on the other side of it lay a place where they could remake their lives. Where they could start over. They gaped at the beautiful plain, covered in grass and flowers. They quickly got to work setting up crops and homes. None of them noticed the portal closing behind them, and if they had, they wouldn't have cared. No one wanted to go back to the burning wasteland that used to be called the Ghanderflaffle empire. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In other words, they died. This was the afterlife, after all.

[NameIess]

They did NOT die. Nameless had brought them here from TLT to live a more peaceful life. The refugees settled down and formed the Ghanderflaffle association, to help people and kingdoms displaced or destroyed by narrator action.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Well, of course they didn't die. They had come here by dying.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

They did NOT die. Nameless had brought them here from TLT to live a more peaceful life. The refugees settled down and formed the Ghanderflaffle association, to help people and kingdoms displaced or destroyed by narrator action.

what he said!

[AonEne he/him]

Wait, since when is TST the afterlife?  I don’t remember that being mentioned here, was it said on TLT? 

Edited March 20, 2020 by AonEne

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since I declared it the Land of Dreams. That's the afterlife all my characters go to.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Oh boy,” Truthless said, watching the flood of thermonuke victims come through the doors to the Thread.

[AonEne he/him]

20 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Since I declared it the Land of Dreams. That's the afterlife all my characters go to.

When was that? 

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle association helped all of the thermonuke victims, using a piece of Naritivium gifted to them by Nameless to create new space for them as necessary.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“Ooh, is that herbal?” Truthless said, walking into the perfectly fine, healthy thread.

“It’s cinnamon tea,” Salad said, continuing their tea party in the middle of the thread. “Want some coconut slice?”

Edited March 21, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

24 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

“It’s cinnamon tea,” Salad said, continuing their tea party in the middle of the thread. “Want some coconut slice?”

"Why yes, Salad" Hero Said, "I would like some coconut slices."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless used his Ninja’d powers to steal the said coconut slices.

[ToaCalune he/him]

4 hours ago, Nameless said:

Hahahahahahahaha! I have blown up the Thread! (By which I mean the planet that the thread started on.) Now I can make it all over again!

But the thread, uh, finds a way.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

39 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless used his Ninja’d powers to steal the said coconut slices.

Hero Puts on the Zora mask, then decapitates Truthless with his Boomerang fins. Then immediately regrets his decision, so he steels the Coconut slices back and plays the song of Healing.

Then Plays the song of soaring and fly's away.

[NameIess]

Then hero got pulled over by the cops for flying without a license.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Hero then Plays Gorons Lullaby and puts the cops to sleep, Then continues to fly away.

[NameIess]

The police pulled out the anti-narrator cannons and went in guns-blazing. They shot Hero out of the sky.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Hero panicked, and played the double song of time and traveled 5 hours through time to escape, Before Hero went splat.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Narrator Elend pulled out anti-police cannons and went in guns blazing. He had previously sucked the atmosphere of the planet into a large underground tank and used his telekinesis to make the ball of anti-matter levitate about half a kilometer in the air as to not be effected by touching any matter whatsoever. Unfortunately, this meant that anyone without unique powers or supplied air would perish painfully within minutes.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene tapped air. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just to be safe, Hero played the song of healing to heal himself from his 'anti-narrator cannon' wounds  and flew to the the temple of time Took the master sword and opened the gateway to the Sacred realm (With the 3 sacred stones) and took the Power of The TriForce (all three pieces of it)and Became A GOD!

Then promptly enjoys The coconut slices @The Awakened Salad Had Kindly given to Hero a little over 5 hours ago.

[NameIess]

The police decided they couldn't handle both a narrator with narrator powers, and a god narrator with narrator powers and god powers. They called in the big guns. Nathan godkiller approached, flying in full Shardplate towards the two narrators, one hand ready to use Division, and the other wielding the warhammer of Justice, a long lost weapon that embodies the ideal of Justice. Nathan blasted Elend into atoms with Division, then smashed Hero with the hammer of justice.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Hero Lying there crumpled, Thinking about how awesome Shardplate is, Plays the song of healing, Then Hero travels back in time to when Nathan was but a youngster, kills him, Gets some Shardplate of his own and moves the planet away from the sun Causing an eternal Ice age. Then Hero teleports back to the Sacred Realm And starts making some Delicious chocolate waffles. Then Hero sends out an invitation with his mind to anybody who likes waffles--and who does't want to kill him or smash him with a hammer,--to come over and enjoy some amazing chocolate waffles.

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle association moved the planet back to the correct location, then sent a group of brave young heroes on an expedition to the temple of blades to get a weapon capable of defeating Narrators, should the need arise.